**EXCLUSIVE!**
**TEH SQUEAK REPORT**

Eugene, OR (GNN)--JUNE 9...RUMORS OF A RECENT
'HERICANE' RUMBLE THRU GERBIL NATION...

**'HERICANE' HIT U OF OREGON June 7th...
CATEGORY 5, REPORTS SAY...

**PUBLISHED SATELLITE IMAGES REVEAL STORM AT
FULL CRAYZEE...

**100+ MORE IMAGES EXIST, SOURCES SAY

**GN PREZ SINNER PRONOUNCES PWNAG3 AS
"TEH AWESOME!"

DEVELOPING...!