UPDATE (8/31): DEBBIE TAUNTS LAW

DEBBIE FLEES
Debbie in flight after disastrous bail-mod hearing

Weld County CO (Aug 31)--Once again, Miss Debbie is on the run from consequences for her criminal behavior.

Tweets last night appeared to show Miss Debbie on the road and sleeping in her car (for teh record: a blue 2016 Suburu Impreza, ).

Debbie appeared already prepared to bolt when she phoned in to yesterday's bail modification hearing, held at Weld County Court at 3:00PM PST. She phoned in from a Dixieline Hardware Store parking lot; already in her car, presumably packed for flight.

The hearing itself was vintage Criminal Debbie. According to a Squeak correspondent on site, events unfolded as follows:

• Debbie's attorney withdrew from the case (as expected)

• Debbie tried to move for a continuance of the case. But Judge Lyons, seeing Debbie's idiotic move for the transparent delaying tactic it was, denied Debbie's request. None of Debbie's proposed legal stupidity came to fruition.

• Debbie filled the air with all sorts of vile and racist invective (consistent with her apeshit behavior online these past few weeks).

• Debbie hung up on the hearing before it ended.

So now, Debbie appears to be trying to escape from her fate. It didn't work the last times she tried it (in 2016 nor 2017 nor earlier this year). But Debbie thinks it will work this time. Which goes to show: dummy Debbie never learns.

DEVELOPING FAST!