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TEH-TV Announces New Lineup

Hollysqueak, CA (Feb 13)--Ripped from teh
headlines, TEH-TV today announced its new
lineup of television shows:

8:00PM--Teh Fugitive: A Denver judge hires
a P.I. to track down an elusive, one-lobed,
former adjunct teacher on a contempt of court
arrest warrant [Action]

8:30PM-- KOPZ! YouJean police officers find
an inebriated deranged, derided former adjunct
teacher attempting to siphon suds from a Schlitz
delivery truck [Comedy]

9:00PM--Teh Rockhead Files: A deranged,
derided former adjunct teacher starts her vewy
own private investigation firm. This week: Having
recently learned the meaning of "google," Debbie
stalks and harasses the spouse of Harvard's new
president, in her never-ending research into Teh
"Jooish Conspiracy." [Melodrama]

10:00PM--LA-LA-LAnd Law: A deranged,
derided former adjunct teacher composes her
own her own legal briefs [Comedy]

Tonights shows are all sponsored by our favorite
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