'Whizardlane' Sets Gerbil Speed Record!

Whichaway, KS (Feb 28)--Something of a record
was set in Gerbil Nation today, according to officials
at She Did Whatt? magazine.

"I can’t believe this!" exclaimed well-known Gerbil
Blizzardlane shortly before 3:00pm GST. "I’m
posting from the Accela! Faster than a speeding
Gerbil!"

Statistics show that Blizz 'Whizzer' Lane would
easily have broken teh 100mph speed-barrier,
while posting.

If verified, Ms. Lane's feat would surpass teh
previous record of 93mph, set by the late Evel
Keniver. On Dec 3, 2006, Keniver posted to
TSW from his orange 1969 Hemi Charger, which
remains on display outside of Rock Canyon, OR:


Keniver's Charger, RIP