DEBBIE = COURTORDERpwn3d!!!!

Gerbil Nation (Mar 14)--In a stunning move, Miss Debbie
has officially been COURTORDERpwn3d by Judge Crew of
Colorado!

"It's about effin' time!" cried GN Atty General Spokeswoman
Cruella Gerbil. "Debbie's been guilty of CRIMES for a long time
now!"

"Teh Gerbil Nation Justice Department has only three words for
Debbie," Ms. Gerbil added. "1) buh 2) bye and 3) STFU™!"

Gerbil Haikus Spark LOLlercoaster!!!

Teh Capitol, GN (Mar 15)--Gerbils strived at teh most recent
"Gerbil Haiku Slam" to slam Miss Debbie. Teh result was pure
pwnag3!!