Nedra Still Lives!


Undisc Loc, GN (Mar 10)--Gerbils puzzled (and mourned) over the recent disappearance of Gerbil Nation's favorite blogger, Nedra. Independent witnesses have now confirmed the circumstances of Nedra's recent vanishing.


"Nedra Z and her anut have been relocated through teh GerbilNation Witness Protection Program," said a source. "Plans for this contingency were laid over the December holidays when Nedra and her anut were supposedly on vacation and/or moved....Nedra Z and her anut have
been given new identities and will carry on their work in other areas."


What occasioned this emergency relocation? Teh source speaks: "Nedra Z and her anut were undercover agents for Teh Animal Rights Force (ARF). They were investigating 'bad dog homes' in teh Eugene, Oregon area when their cover was blown by a mole in teh 'FREE KIVA' task group." Asked to identify teh mole, teh source would only provide a sketchy photo and a cryptic directive:

"Just follow teh smoke"

The outing required emergency evasive action to ensure a low profile. Thus teh Nedra Lives! blogspot was removed by Nedra Z. Despite teh disheartening turn of events, Nedra Z's anut recommended staying cheerful: "Nedra Z didn't die. Nedra Z lives on in the hearts of her many readers. "