Night Train on Rail to Heaven :'(

Ernest Gallo Dies; Winos Mourn



Sid Crow, OR (Mar 7)--Ernest Gallo, co-founder of
E&J wineries, has died. He was 97.

News of teh passing of Night Train's co-distributor
hit lushes and winos particularly hard.

"He got me through many a cold night," drawled
Mr. H. Cup, a Sid Crow parkbench philosopher.
"If it weren't for this stuff, where would I be?"

Some Orreygone natives are planning private
memorial services of their own. "I usually drink
Schlitz™," said a patron of Youbegone Wine
and Spirits. "But, today, I'm gonna stock up on
Night Train™, and toast Mr. Gallo in an
appropriate manner."

The patron, who would only identify herself as
Dyslexic Bed, also shared how Mr. Gallo had
impacted her life. "Before Night Train, I was
just another P.O.'d commie-lib," she said. "But
Night Train gave me teh courage to act out on
my political leanings. I'm unemployed now, but
I'm sure Stephen Colbert will be calling any day."