Saturday, October 27, 2018


PRISON TIME!
2-4 YEARS!!

Weld County CO (Oct 26 2018)--After 12 years of stalking, harassing, threatening and terrorizing every innocent person who crossed her path, convicted felon Deborah Ellen Frisch will finally receive a taste of justice.

At yesterday's sentencing hearing, Judge Shannon Lyons sentenced Miss Debbie to maximum prison terms (2 years and 4 years) on several felony charges. The sentences (alas) run concurrently, meaning Miss Debbie was effectively sentenced to 2-4 years behind bars. (A mandatory 3-year probation sentence is expected after Debbie serves her time.)

This will be Miss Debbie's first imprisonment in a State Prison facility. (Past confinements were at relatively cushy county jails.) It is so far unknown where Miss Debbie will be locked up for her stay; she will be processed at Denver Women's Correctional Facility while her "housing" status is determined.

Also unknown is whether teh Weld County DA will seek to prosecute other charges Teh Deb racked up during her 90-day crime-ridden bout of freedom this summer.

Members of Gerbil Nation, partying in an undisclosed online location, cheered news of Miss Debbie's greatest legal beatdown to date.

"So happy she won't wander up here for at least a few years!" cheered one Gerbil, popping a cork of cyber-champagne.

"Good to see some judge finally take her seriously," said another. 

In all, a very good day for law-abiding internet-surfers everywhere. 

It's unknown what teh next few years will bring for Debbie. But rest assured on one thing: Teh Squeak will be on teh case!

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