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Friday, September 25, 2015

 
EXTRA!! DEBBIE FILES FRIVOLOUS LOLSUIT IN FED COURT!!1 (Link to story)
DEAL!
DEBBIE TANGLES WITH JUDGE,
BUT TAKES DEAL
TO BE SENTENCED MONDAY

Eugene, OR (Sept 24)--Miss Debbie Frisch (a.k.a.Oregon Prisoner 1675174) accepted a settlement
with the State today in Lane County Criminal Court. Miss Debbie pleaded guilty/no-contest to two Class A misdemeanors and one Class B misdemeanor.

The judge arrived for Frisch's settlement hearing at 2:47PM PST. Then the negotiating between the prosecutor and Miss Debbie (peppered with invective and non sequiturs by the Defendant) began. Some HIGHLIGHTS of the Hearing, (including Debbie's desperate attempts to evade responsibility, according to various sources):

Prosecutor AMENDS charges: Prosecutor notes that original charges have been amended to include Reckless Endangerment (a Class A Misdemeanor).

Debbie plays dumb semantic games: In trying to claim innocence of harassing one of her victims, Debbie dumbly claimed "I didn't call the victims. I called the City of Eugene" (conveniently forgetting that some of her victims worked at the City of Eugene).

Debbie lies: "I've complied" with the probation-requirements for psychiatric evaluation and treatment, Debbie claimed, in the face of her criminal conviction in June for violating those very requirements. Shortly after arriving at a deal on June 10th, Debbie was, once again, attempting to evade the psych evaluation and treatment requirements of her probation.

Debbie blames victims: "The two original victims caused this barrage of crimes," dummy Deb claimed, disavowing any free will in the matter of her criminal behavior.

Debbie lobs false accusations: Since Debbie has several criminal convictions for making false reports, no surprise she'd try that idiotic tack again: "When I was patted down in my driveway, it was sexual assault," Debbie lied (hmmm, funny...Debbie went to jail on False Reports like that several times already this year...:P). Debbie also falsely claimed that the psychiatric treatment requirement of her probation "has been used to harass me" and claimed, histrionically, that "the prosecutor has personal animosity toward me."

Debbie tries extortion: When asked for a counter-offer to the prosecutor's offer, Debbie said; "I've filed a case in civil court. I'll withdraw the civil suit if you drop the charges. [You] should consider the welfare of the victims," Debbie threatened, presumably assuming that her frivolous lolsuit will get anywhere close to harassing her victims further. (Prosecutor demurred, saying he didn't have the authority to decide on civil matters.) Frisch also tried to submit a "Motion for Discovery," with the aim of "expos[ing Debbie's victim] to perjury charges." To which the prosecutor said: Forget it.

Delusions of Grandeur anyone? ;) Miss Debbie seems to think this flatulent civil lolsuit of hers will somehow bring fame: "I've got a good book and a good movie!" she declared.

But, in the end, Miss Debbie realized the evidence against her--and the penalty--would be overwhelming if she forced the issue to a trial. "Deborah Frisch," declared the prosecutor, "created a substantial risk. She falsely dialed 911. Through eyewitness testimony, the State would be able to prove harassment--and that Frisch knew her behavior was unlawful." To this the Prosecutor added the obvious: "Frisch is not a 'whistle-blower'; she has inappropriate contacts with people...In one case, Frisch yelled 'Fuck you!' and almost running down an employee [at a workplace from which Debbie had been banned] Tapes will be used as evidence..."

Debbie took the deal, which carries (provisionally) a 4-month jail sentence on each charge, to be served concurrently. Formal sentencing was scheduled for Monday, September 28.


Hilariously, Debbie concluded by playing an old page from the "I MEANT for that to happen"-playbook: As Miss Debbie agreed to the deal, she futilely tried to claim victory: "It works with my [frivolous] civil suit," she lamely said.

What will teh future hold for Debbie, her frivolous lolsuit and her latest jail-stint? Stay tuned! 

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Sunday, February 01, 2015

 

Deb Frisch Watch 2015

DEBORAH FRISCH 2015: STUCK ON STUPID

Eugene OR (Feb 1)--Despite repeated arrests (in 2006, 2009, 2010, and 2011), Deborah Ellen Frisch seems intent on repeating teh idiotic habits which landed her in jail before.  If Debbie's latest swerves are any indication, 2015 could easily end with Debbie behind bars...again.
 Tsk-tsk...looks like Debbie has learned nothing from:
DEVELOPING...

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Thursday, October 21, 2010

 
FEDERAL JUDGE PULLS PLUG ON DEB FRISCH!!!
JUDGE YANKS DEBBIE'S ELECTRONIC FILING PRIVILEGES; RESTRAINS DEBBIE FROM IN-PERSON HARASSMENT OF COURT STAFF'S RELATIVES; ORDERS DEBBIE TO STOP HARASSING VIA EMAIL/FACEBOOK!

Eugene (Oct 21)--In teh most sweeping restraining order yet, a Federal Magistrate Judge has compelled Dummy
Deborah Frisch,in every conceivable way, to STFU! and cease-and-desist her attempts to harass court staff and
their families!

(Debbie responded to teh order as expected: by throwing yet another impotent shit-fit on her blog, lol.)

Over teh last year, Debbie has received warning after warning after WARNING after WARNING!...that her attempts to bully teh court into giving her a victory in
her incompetent frivolous lawsuit would be met with sterner measures.

Teh judge made good on those warnings today, as he
For teh LULZ, here is teh text of teh order handed to
Debbie today (screencap of teh document can be found
at this link
):

UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT
DISTRICT OF OREGON
EUGENE DIVISION


IN THE MATTER OF
DEBORAH ELLEN FRISCH,
ORDER REVOKING E-FILING
STATUS AND ORDER TO SHOW
CAUSE

Deborah Ellen Frisch was a pro se litigant in a civil rights action filed in this court. See
Frisch v. City of Eugene, et. al., Civ No. 09-6126-TC. Pursuant to a stipulated settlement
agreement, Frisch's case was closed on August 18,2010. (Civ. No. 09-6126 #s 220, 223).

This court finds that during the pendency of her case and thereafter, Frisch has engaged in
a pattern of behavior directed at court staff that was and remains disruptive to court business.
That behavior includes the following:

1. Repeatedly leaving abusive voice mail messages to court staff;

2. Repeatedly emailing court staff at email addresses both professional and personal. The content of those messages are often profane and vulgar and appear to be sent with the purpose of harassing and intimidating court staff;

3. Appearing at public events where court staff and/or their families are in attendance for the
apparent purpose and effect of harassing and intimidating court staff;

4. Contacting relatives and acquaintances of court staff by email and through internet social
networking sites'with the apparent purpose and effect of harassing and intimidating court staff.

5. Continuing to file documents in her closed case, Frisch v. City ofEugene, et. ai., Civ No. 096126-TC, which are inappropriate, profane, vulgar, and abusive to court staff.

In response to the disruption to court business created by these unwanted and harassing
communications and behaviors, I have twice ordered the court's technology department to block
Frisch's email communication from entering the court's email gateway and have limited Frisch's
access to the courthouse. Ms. Frisch's disruptive behavior, however, has continued.

In view of Frisch v. City ofEugene, et. ai., Civ No. 09-6126-TC having been closed-and
all appeals rejected, and in light of Ms. Frisch's continued e-filing of inappropriate, profane,
vulgar, and abusive documents, which serve solely to express Ms. Frisch's displeasure with court
staff, I revoke Ms. Frisch's e-filing status. Should Ms. Frisch need to file any documents, she
may send them through the United States mail to the United States Courthouse 405 East 8th Avenue, Suite 2100 Eugene, Oregon 97401.

For the reasons stated above, I intend to declare Deborah Ellen Frisch a "vexatious"
litigant and now order her to show cause in writing why she should not be required to comply
with the following orders of the Court:

1. Ms. Frisch shall only be allowed to enter the courthouse for proceedings in which she is a
party, witness or for other legitimate court-related business following pre-approval from me (see 4. below);

2. When she comes to the courthouse, Ms. Frisch is required to state the purpose ofher visit to a
Court Security Officer (CSO);

3. A CSO will accompany Ms. Frisch to the courtroom or court clerk's office as necessary to
complete her legitimate court-related business and will escort her from the courthouse at the
conclusion of her business within the courthouse;

4. If Ms. Frisch needs to enter the courthouse for any reason other than as a party or witness, she must send a written request through the United States mail addressed to me at my chambers for my consideration. If I approve entry, Ms. Frisch will comply with the requirements of 2-3 above;

5. Ms. Frisch shall cease and desist from any form ofcontact with court staff or their families
outside of those contacts necessary to conduct court business that I approve in advance.
a. Specifically, Ms. Frisch shall not come into the visual or physical presence of
court staff or their families, other than in a manner consistent with 1-4 above;
b. Ms. Frisch shall not wait outside the courthouse or the homes or workplaces of
court staff or court staff family members;
c. Ms. Frisch shall not contact by telephone nor send or make written
communication in any form to court staff;
d. Ms. Frisch shall not speak with court staff unless approved in advance by me;
e. Ms. Frisch shall not communicate or attempt to communicate in any way with
court staff through third persons; and
f. Ms. Frisch shall not access the personal page( s) of internet networking sites (Le.
Facebook) of court staff or the family members ofcourt staff.

IT IS THEREFORE ORDERED THAT:
IT IS FURTHER ORDERED THAT

DATED the 21st of October, 2010.

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Thursday, September 30, 2010

 
FEDERAL COURT TO DEB FRISCH: STFU!!!
JUDGE BLOCKS DEBBIE'S SOCKPUPPET
EMAIL ADDY


Eugene (Sept 30)--Just a day before Oregon Criminal
1675174, Deborah Ellen Frisch, was arrested by Springfield
police for violating her probation
, a Eugene Federal judge
also took action against Debbie's continued criminal behavior.

On Monday Sept. 20, a Federal judge ordered Miss Debbie's
sockpuppet email address (coyotemind@gmail.com) to be
blocked for her continued sending of "vulgar" and threatening
emails to teh federal court.

COPY OF COURT ORDER AT THIS LINK

Further violation of teh judge's STFU order, teh court warned
could lead to Debbie's facing criminal contempt proceedings.

Teh Deb has been howling with conniptions since teh EPIC
FAIL of her frivolous lawsuit; teh last part of Debbie's incompetent
suit was dismissed last month.

This is teh second STFU order issued by teh judge; an earlier one,
issued in January, blocked Frisch's usual email address
(dfrisch@pobox.com). Frisch has also been banned from entering
federal courts in Oregon, thanks to a court order issued in May.

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Tuesday, September 28, 2010

 
DEB FRISCH FILES IMPOTENT MOTION WITH
9TH CIRCUIT COURT OF APPEALS


Eugene (Sept 28)--Little Miss Debbie electronically filed a moronic
motion with teh 9th Circuit Court of Appeals today...

In teh vile and incompetently scribbled motion [TEXT OF MOTION
HERE
], Miss Debbie begged teh court to give her access to teh
audiotape of her vile and threatening remarks while she was
being transported to teh Lane County Jail on Sept. 21.

Of course, since teh 9th Circuit Court has already said that Debbie
Frisch's frivolous lawsuit is a "closed case,"
dummy Debbie can look
forward to teh court laughing off her toothless attempt to get hold
of a tape containing Debbie's vile, vulgar and threatening tantrum
after Debbie was duly arrested and carted to jail for violating teh
terms of her probation...

Of course, even a blind pig can find an acorn now and again--and so
there IS one truthful sentence in Debbie's blathering rant:

"once October 5 arrives, it’s all over"

YOU BET, Debbie!

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Tuesday, August 17, 2010

 

DEB FRISCH SURRENDERS IN LAWSUIT!!!1



**CLICK HERE FOR SCREENCAP OF TEH DEB FRISCH
SURRENDER DOCUMENT!!!**


COMMEMORATIVE EDITION OF TEH DAILY SQUEAK:

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Monday, August 09, 2010

 

DEB FRISCH OFFERS SURRENDER!!1
Debbie begs for mercy, settlement of frivolous lawsuit

Eugene, OR (Aug 9)--Deborah Frisch has offered to SURRENDER her frivolous lawsuit, according to a web post Dummy Deb posted on Thursday.

According to teh post, Debbie emailed her surrender-offer to teh City of Eugene on August 3rd. In teh email, Debbie agreed to drop her lawsuit in exchange for ZERO DOLLARS, lol!

The desperate plea followed her unsuccessful attempt to interest an Oregon Magistrate Judge in overseeing settlement proceedings of teh lolsuit. Debbie made that pathetic maneuver on July 12th; teh judge laughed in Debbie's face teh following day.

It only took Miss Debbie 15 months to realize teh obvious: that her lawsuit was a frivolous pile of steaming muck, which could made Debbie liable for THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS in defendants' legal bills.

Even now, Debbie doesn't realize quite how screwed she pathetically is--even as late as Thursday, teh Deb seemed to think she had leverage to negotiate teh terms of her humiliating surrender.

Teh clock is ticking now. Tomorrow marks two weeks since Debbie filed a pathetic protest against teh Judge Magistrate's recommendation that teh last chuck of Debbie's turd of a lawsuit
be flushed
. Which means that teh Federal Court can put teh final stamp on Debbie's total defeat any day now.

Will Debbie wise up and take teh deal? Or will Debbie's stoopidity triumph once again? Tick-tock, tick-tock--time will soon tell...


DEVELOPING...

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Tuesday, July 13, 2010

 
CITY OF EUGENE, EPD TRIUMPH OVER DEB FRISCH!!!
FED MAGISTRATE DISMISSES REMAINDER OF DEBBIE'S FRIVOLOUS LAWSUIT!!
GERBIL NATION REJOICES

Eugene, OR (July 13)--In a long-overdue
move, a Federal Judge Magistrate has granted a Motion for Summary Judgment by teh City of Eugene and two EPD officers. Teh judge also denied Debbie Frisch's desperate Summary Judgment filing.

This is teh last rickety leg Debbie had to stand on. Lane County and teh City of Springfield were both dismissed from Dummy Frisch's lolsuit in February.

After Debbie's desperate attempt to expand her lolsuit failed on March 17, teh City of Eugene quickly moved to trap Deborah Frisch in her lies via deposition. Debbie, who's never been too smart on her feet, evaded the legally mandatory deposition on April 15th--a STOOPID move which was teh beginning of teh end for Dummy Deb.

Shortly thereafter, Debbie's legal fortunes (and Debbie's own batshit crazy self) fell apart. Frisch was $anctioned for evading teh deposition--and BANNED from entering Oregon Federal Court premises for Frisch's repeated threats and harassment of Federal Court staff. (Deb Frisch's behavior also got her a visit from teh FBI, on January 22, who noted that they had "probable cause" to prosecute Debbie with threatening a Federal Judge.)

Speculation was rife in Gerbil Circles over how DumDeb would take to teh death of her lolsuit.
But one thing's for sure: 1 year and two months after Debbie filed her impotent, incompetent, and frivolous lawsuit, teh justice has triumphed over Teh Deb--and trumpeted Deborah Frisch's STOOPIDITY to teh world.

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Wednesday, June 16, 2010

 
DOUBLE BEATDOWN!!
COURT OF APPEALS, DISTRICT COURT,
OFFER TWIN SMACK-DOWNS OF DEB FRISCH!!


Eugene (Jun 16)--In teh course of 24 hours, two federal courts have kicked away Debbie Frisch's 11th hour attempts to derail teh inevitable defeat of her frivolous lawsuit against City of Eugene.


Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals to Debbie: DROP DEAD!

The first beatdown occurred late yesterday. A three-judge panel of teh federal Court of Appeals (Ninth Circuit) needed a mere THREE SENTENCES to 'splain why Deborah Frisch's appeals to them were ostensible horsesh*t. In short, teh District Court orders weren't final orders--and teh orders Dumbell Debbie was appealing didn't qualify.

"[T]he orders challeneged," wrote teh Appellate Court, "are not final or appealable.... Consequently, these appeals are dismissed."

Teh judgment could prompt some vile reactions from Miss Debbie. One of teh judges on teh 3-judge Appellate panel has long been a target of Debbie's stalking and vulgar blogs. And, as Debbie's behavior in this lolsuit shows, she has a pattern of harassing federal officials--even to teh point of inviting an FBI visit to question her. Frisch also included a thinly-veiled "harassment target list" in her most recent filing with teh Circuit Court.

District Court to Debbie: AS IF!
Earlier today, teh District Court overseeing Debbie's frivolous lawsuit also piled on. Teh court ruled against Debbie's desperate, incompetent "Motion to Strike" City of Eugene's sure-to-be-victorious Motion for Summary Judgment to pwn Debbie's lawsuit. Teh District Court needed a mere TEN SENTENCES to 'splain why Deb Frisch's pathetic maneuver was incompetent hack-work:

"Frisch's assertions are not persuasive," laughed the court.

[CLICK HERE TO VIEW SCREENCAPS OF DEB FRISCH'S ONE-TWO BEATDOWN!]

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Sunday, June 06, 2010

 

NEXT STOP: NINTH CIRCUIT
Deb Frisch doubles down on her stoopidity, files appeal of court orders!
PLUS: Deborah Frisch's Vulgar Rantings About a Ninth Circuit Court Judge!

Eugene, OR (June 6)--In a pathetically desperate attempt to revive her frivolous lawsuit against teh City of Eugene, Little Miss Debbie Frisch has made two filings with teh Federal Court of Appeals' Ninth Circuit.

Teh filings were dated May 27th and 28th.

Debbie informed teh District Court of her latest dumb idea in a "Notice of Appeal," filed with teh Eugene Federal District Court on May 28th.

In teh Notice of Appeal, Miss Debbie howls over:
Teh Court of Appeals has issued Debbie deadlines which would require her to file her "Opening Motions" by teh first week of September.

DEBBIE'S PAST HIStehRY WITH TEH NINTH CIRCUIT...
Of course, Deb Frisch's illegal harassment habits may already be well-known by court staff at teh Ninth Circuit, owing to Deborah Frisch's manic harassment of one Ninth Circuit judge over teh last 15 months:
No doubt, Ninth Circuit Court judges are just as willing to issue Debbie all sorts of SANCTION$ SMACKDOWN$ for Deb Frisch's transparent attempts to abuse the legal system, and its practitioners. We can only hope--and LOL.

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Sunday, May 30, 2010

 
CITY OF EUGENE FILES MOTION
FOR SUMMARY JUDGMENT


Eugene (May 28)--Teh lawyer for teh City of Eugene (and two police officers) filed a long-awaited Motion for Summary Judgment against Deb Frisch's frivolous lawsuit on Friday.

In it, City of Eugene adduced ironclad facts and evidence, which show that Dummy Debbie lied her azz off in her
lawsuit against teh City. Specifically, City of Eugene (and EPD police officers) provided excerpts of transcripts from Deborah Frisch's criminal trial (March 4, 2009). These showed, overwhelmingly, that:
[FOR EXCERPTS FROM DEB FRISCH'S 3/12/09 CRIMINAL SENTENCING STATEMENT, CLICK HERE]

After a year of LOLs, Debbie's frivolous lolsuit seems to be on its last rickety legs. Within teh next two weeks, Debbie will owe a reply to City of Eugene's Motion. Then, teh Magistrate Judge (and District Judge) can render their verdict. Teh smart money says that Debbie's lolsuit will soon be ass-booted out of court--just like teh court dismissed Frisch's complaints against City of Springfield and Lane County in February.

So, is this Teh Beginning of Teh End--or just Teh End of Teh Beginning? Even after Debbie's main lawsuit is nuked, a pair of straggling issues may call for further litigation:
So, even after Debbie's lawsuit is shown the trash-can, there still could be MONTHS of chances to point and laugh at Debbie Frisch, the poo-flinging monkey.

Stay tuned!

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Saturday, May 22, 2010

 

FBI QUESTIONED DEB FRISCH
IN JANUARY FOR
THREATENING JUDGE!!1


Eugene, OR (May 22)--Details are sketchy, but according to a
court filing yesterday, Dummy Deborah Frisch received a visit
from two FBI agents on January 22nd.

Teh agents visited Frisch to hold her accountable for a threatening
email she wrote on January 6th.

CLICK HERE FOR SCREENCAP OF COURT FILING

News of Frisch's January visit from teh FBI come right on teh heels
of Frisch's being sanctioned and BANNED from all Federal Court
buildings in teh state of Oregon.

DEVELOPING...

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Monday, May 17, 2010

 


PAY UP AND GTFO, DEBBIE!!!

FED JUDGE SLAPS DEBBIE WITH SANCTION$ FOR DODGED DEPO, BANS DEB FRISCH FROM OR FED COURT HOUSES!!

Eugene, OR (May 17)--One week after ordering Little Miss Debbie to account for her habitually abusive harassment of court staff, an Oregon Federal Judge has REJECTED Debbie's stoopid defenses, and ordered Deborah Frisch to GTFO! of Oregon
Federal Courthouses.

Mere hours later, teh judge also slapped Deborah Frisch with $75
of SANCTION$ to defray expenses incurred when Debbie flagrantly
dodged her mandatory deposition on April 15th
.

JUDGE TO DEBBIE: GET OFF MY LAWN!!
Teh first order
issued today banned Debbie from entering any Federal Courthouse
in teh State of Oregon--well, unless Debbie has a babysitter :P "It
is ordered," wrote teh judge, "that:
[FOR TEH FULL TEXT OF TEH COURT ORDER, FOLLOW THIS LINK]

If little Miss Debbie even THINKS of violating this order, teh punishment
could be swift and painful: "Ms. Frisch is warned that failure to obey this
order may result in further sanctions, including contempt proceedings."

Teh judge's GTFO! order is teh latest chapter in Debbie's limp-lobed
attempt to bully teh court and opposing counsel to give in to her frivolous
lawsuit. Teh judge has already warned Debbie to cease and desist her
harassing and abusive behavior in Court Orders on Nov. 30 of last year,
and Jan. 7 of this year. (As always, Debbie reacts like a two-year-old,
continuing to soil teh carpet when teh game isn't going her way...)

KA-CHING!! DEBBIE ORDERED TO PAY UP FOR DODGING DEPO:
Hours later, teh judge issued teh second part of his one-two beatdown of
Debbie today. In it, teh judge granted defendants' motion for SANCTION$
against Little Miss Debbie. Teh sanction$ were two:
[FOR TEH FULL TEXT OF TEH SANCTIONS ORDER, FOLLOW THIS LINK]

Teh significance of teh second part is fatal to Debbie's lolsuit. In short,
teh court has found that, since Dummy Debbie won't submit her lying
allegations to the test of cross-examination, it follows that NONE of her
statements can be trusted. No surprise there.

Teh judge warned Debbie that anything she claims is true, merely on
her own bogus say-so, will be stricken from teh record: "The court,"
cautioned teh judge, "shall disregard any supporting facts in the
form of Ms. Frisch's own
statements which are included in Ms.
Frisch's recently filed partial motion for summary judgment...or motion
for summary judgment."

It's impossible to overstate how crucial today's SANCTION$ are. For
it clears teh way to defendants' finally getting teh unvarnished truth on
teh record--at which point, their Motion for Summary Judgment is any
easy, epic win.

Put simply, time is running out fast for Little Miss Debbie's frivolous
lawsuit.

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Monday, May 10, 2010

 
SHIT-FIT!!!!1
DESPERATE DEB FRISCH HURLS
THREATS, VULGARITY IN COURT FILINGS!!


[BUT WAIT--THERE'S MOAR!! DEBBIE MAKES 11 VILE CALLS TO COURT STAFF IN AN HOUR!!]

Eugene, OR (May 10)--In a frenzied attempt to
bully a federal court out of hitting her with $500
of deserved sanctions, Deborah Frisch filed vile,
screeching documents in a Eugene Federal Court
today.

Frisch, livid that the Court, on Friday, derailed her attempt to delay her
inevitable sanctions-beatdown, Debbie responded with a frantic tantrum.
In documents filed today, Dummy Debbie:
Believe it or not, Deborah Frisch's shit-fit was prompted by a most innocuous-seeming court order: an extension of time for defendants. Specifically, Friday's court order gave Defendants an extension for filing their Summary Judgment Motion against Debbie's frivolous case. Teh old deadline was May 14th. Teh new deadline is two weeks after teh court rules on a motion to sanction Debbie for evading her mandatory April 15th deposition.

This, of course, gives Defendants sufficient time to file teh Motion which will be fatal to Dummy Debbie's idiotic lawsuit. Apparently, Debbie realizes this, too; on Thursday, she signaled her objection to teh extension. Teh court OK'ed teh extension teh next day.

So Debbie's shit-fit today reeks of Debbie's fear. She knows her lawsuit is about to die an embarrassing death. (She also might know that, once teh lawsuit is dead, Defendants can move to claim THOUSANDS of dollars of legal fees spent in defending against Debbie's obviously frivolous lawsuit.) So teh Court's ruling Friday, while procedural on paper, signaled a ringing death knell for Debbie's lolsuit.

We can only wait. And hope. And LOL!

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Friday, May 07, 2010

 

DEB FRISCH SENDS VULGAR, RACIST EMAIL
TO EUGENE LAWYERS, COPS, DOJ, OTHERS!!


Eugene (May 6)--In her
desperate attempt to avoid
over $500 of sanctions for
illegally evading her April 15th
mandatory deposition
, Deborah
Frisch is taking increasingly
unhinged actions.



On Thursday, Dummy Debbie sent a paranoid email
to City of Eugene attorneys, who are decimating Debbie's
frivolous lawsuit in federal court. This is teh text of teh
email, according to source(s) requesting anonymity:

May 7, 2010
To: [REDACTED]

cc: [REDACTED--list includes Eugene and
Springfield
police officers, and an attorney
at the Dept of Justice]


Dear [REDACTED],
This is a public records
request
for any and all publicly available
email correspondence between [REDACTED]

and the cyber-stalkers who maintain a website
intended
to cause me reputational and physical
damages including
but not limited to
debfrischtimeline@gmail.com. Based on the
information that [REDACTED] (against whom

I tried and failed to obtain a stalking petition
in 2008 and
whose harassment and menacing
has escalated as the result
of the defamation
of character
and perjury by [REDACTED], due
to the sexism and pseudo-intellectualism of
LCCC token
n-word [REDACTED]) and others
have about my case, I am
concerned that
[REDACTED] has been in contact with named

or unnamed others regarding my case.
Please
provide to me any and all correspondence
between
[REDACTED] and [REDACTED] (last
known address:
[REDACTED]) and between
[REDACTED] and anyone regarding
my case.
That is, please execute a search in the database
of
your infirm firm's emails to find messages that
refer to me.


Thanks,

Deborah Frisch,
Eugene, OR USDC-OR
09-cv-06126-TC


P.S. Also please provide me any correspondence
between
[REDACTED] and [REDACTED] of
[REDACTED]
in Colorado. [REDACTED] has
repeatedly filed fraudulent
motions in Denver
and
Colorado Springs and is an associate of
[REDACTED], who also enjoys lying to law
enforcement
about me. Due to the malpractice
of [REDACTED], [REDACTED]
was emboldened
to escalate his harassment of me on behalf
of
Mr. and Mrs. [REDACTED]
of Denver. Long story.
When [REDACTED] said "Hey, my wife's name is
Deb!" I
thought he meant he was gonna fight for
me but what he
really meant was that he was
gonna screw me. Oops.


In sum, Little Miss Debbie is fantasizing a WORLD WIDE
CONSPIRACY! has led to her persistent troubles. Frisch
seems to forget how she's teh sole cause of her waste of
a life:

*Debbie chose to threaten a 2-year-old over teh internet,
thus costing Debbie her job in 2006.

*Debbie chose to harass and stalk an innocent victim in 2006,
thus causing her first arrest in 2006.

*Debbie chose to assault an innocent victim in 2008, thus
causing her criminal conviction in 2009 (and her probation-term
until 2011).

*Debbie chose to file a hideously frivolous federal lawsuit in 2009,
thus causing innocent defendants to defend against her attempt
to bully them in court.

*Debbie chose to hide from her mandatory deposition on April
15th
, thus causing the sanctions which will soon deep-six her
already-empty bank account.

Yep, as usual, Debbie trumpets her ignorance of personal
responsibility and cause-and-effect.

And, very soon, Debbie's willful ignorance will cost her dearly
--and lulzily.

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Monday, April 26, 2010

 
**UPDATED WITH MOAR LULZ!!1**

PAY UP, DEBBIE!!!

DEB FRISCH HID FROM APRIL 15th DEPOSITION!
CITY OF EUGENE MOVE$ FOR $ANCTION$!


Eugene (April 26)--Deborah Frisch, fearing humiliation, DODGED a scheduled April 15th deposition concerning her frivolous lawsuit, according to legal briefs filed in Federal Court today.

In response to Debbie's no-show, City of Eugene has filed a Motion for Sanctions against Teh Deb.

Teh City moved for Little Miss Debbie to pay $515 for teh fees of teh attorney and a court stenographer, who waited for Debbie to show at 9:30am on April 15th.

(Tellingly, time-stamps show that Deb Frisch spent that morning posting harassing comments on a magazine-blog; she also posted a stalking photo of a Springfield Police Officer at 9:26am that day, 4 minutes before she was due at her deposition.)

Teh City of Eugene also submitted a 23-page Declaration, chock-full of Deborah Frisch's vile and vulgar emails:

Debbie Hurls Vile Epithet at Court Staff

In an email sent on March 25th to teh Federal Court's Deputy-in-Charge, Frisch hurled the vulgar epithet "cockocentric" and insinuated teh judge "serviced" an attorney for teh defense.

This bit of batfrisch could end up haunting Debbie moar than she anticipated. Teh Deb has already been warned (twice) that her vulgar abuse of court staff could invite judge-initiated sanctions--"including," warned teh judge on January 7th, "dismissal of claims."

In short: Debbie might not only be slapped with a $500+ bill when this motion is settled--Debbie's whole frivolous case might be trash-heaped by a judge fed up with Debbie's vileness. (We can only hope, lol.)

Can't Outwit Teh Lawyers? Harass 'Em!
Teh Declaration also included several letters where Debbie heaped invective upon lawyers charged with standing up to Debbie's bullying.

As veteran Deb-watchers know, this is Miss Debbie's only maneuver: once she's losing teh battle of wits (which is, like, always), Debbie resorts to limp-lobed tantrums to win teh day.

In never works:
Debbie seemed to believe that, when it comes to harassing your opponents in court, Teh Third Time would be Teh Charm! Early on, emails from October 2009 showed that Teh Deb, losing to superior intellects, was trying to win through intimidation. Teh judge overseeing teh case, nauseated by Debbie's vile childishness, needed to give Debbie slap-downs teh following month, and in January.

As today's forceful maneuver by City of Eugene's attorney's demonstrates, Debbie's bullying strategery will prove a quick route to EPIC FAIL.

And Gerbil Nation? This editor tried to contact various members of teh gerbil "Inner Circle" for comment--but all were busily attending to a "Pwn Debbie"-themed martini and champagne party. Cheers!

Screencaps of Debbie's Emails:





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Thursday, April 15, 2010

 
ON DAY OF DEPOSITION,
DEB FRISCH TRUMPETS HER VIOLATION OF PROBATION!!


Eugene (Tax Day 2010)--Unless events intervene, Deborah Frisch is scheduled to be deposed today by Eugene City counsel.

Teh topic of teh deposition, prompted by DumDeb's quickly dying frivolous lolsuit, will be Frisch's drunken behavior near teh John Henry bar on Nov 2 2008. Frisch's antics that night later culminated in her criminal conviction last spring and a 3-year probation sentence.

Meanwhile, Debbie continues to shriek over Hot Flash Dance organizers' standing up to her bullying last Saturday. Frisch, trying to violate her probation, attempted to enter a dance held at The City bar and night club.

When Frisch was turned away by organizers, citing Debbie's probation-terms (and Oregon Liquor Commission rules), Frisch responded with a "nearly violent" tantrum, according to an eyewitness:

"It was the most indecent and offensive behavior I've ever witnessed," recalled teh witness, "Little Deb's...onslaught of vulgarities and hate- mouthing of the dance organizer and the owner of The City Nightclub ...continued for well over 5 minutes....I couldn't even get in the door with her big mouth and arms flailing about. Her face was beet red and she looked as if she would have an aneurysm at any moment."

Frisch persisted in her harassment. After stalking and targeting dance-organizers and their relatives on Facebook (and other means), one organizer was led to report Frisch's harassment to Springfield police. This, of course, has led to DumDeb sending various lying and harassing
letters to Springfield police
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Which leads us to wonder: when Teh Deb is grilled in her deposition today, will she boil over? Time will tell...

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Monday, April 12, 2010

 

DENIED!!! DEB FRISCH BARRED FROM ENTERING DANCE CLUB, HAS TANTRUM!!!

Eugene, OR (Apr 12)--Deborah Frisch had a temper tantrum on her blog (and Facebook) this weekend, shortly after being denied entrance to a dance at a drinking establishment.

Debbie, hoping that people had forgotten her 2009 criminal conviction, tried to attend a Hot Flash dance at The City Nightclub in Eugene on Saturday night.

Observant organizers of the dance recalled that Debbie's probation terms, which runs through 2012, bar her access to drinking-establishments. Debbie was wisely barred entry to teh club.

Teh Deb responded to the event as she usually does: with impotent rage and toothless threats of lawsuits.

(Frisch is scheduled to be deposed Thursday, in connection with her frivolous lolsuit against teh City of Eugene. Judges have already denied Frisch's further complaints, deeming them "frivolous and futile" Eugene city attorneys have also mocked Debbie's meaningless "Tort Claims Notices" in court-papers. This leaves Teh Deb helpless to harass peeps in court, since Deborah Frisch lacks the funds to file civil complaints without teh Court's permission.)

Frisch continued her tirade through Sunday, when one of her targets filed a police report and told Debbie to STFU! or face MOAR criminal harassment/stalking charges.

Frisch's tantrum petered out, soon after.

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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

 
SHOWDOWN, PART DEUX!!
DEB FRISCH THREATENS TO DODGE DEPOSITION
D-DAY: APRIL 15th

Eugene (Mar 24)--In an email sent to teh lawyer for teh City of Eugene, Deborah Frisch blogged that she was "considering rescinding [her]...email offer to be deposed on April 15."

Miss Debbie's vulgar email went on to demand that a NEW lawyer depose DumDeb on that day.

Frisch's machinations are reminiscent of last November when Frisch, knowing that she'd get pwned in a deposition, tried to evade questioning by City of Eugene's attorney.

Eugene's attorney responded by filing a Motion to Compel Miss Debbie's appearance--then mercifully agreed to withdraw the motion, pending a judge's ruling on Frisch's motion to expand her frivolous lolsuit. Teh judge got around to squashing Debbie's motion as "frivolous and futile" last Wednesday.

City of Eugene pounced quickly. Teh next day, City of Eugene's attorney petitioned teh judge for an extension of discovery until April 16th, revealing teh plan to: a) depose Deb Frisch, then b) pwn her frivolous lawsuit via a Motion of Summary Judgment.

Teh judge granted City of Eugene's (unopposed) petition yesterday.

Debbie Frisch's tantrums have grown increasingly desperate in recent weeks--no doubt prompted by teh dismissals of Lane County (Feb. 2) and City of Springfield (Feb. 23) as defendants. Frisch, realizing that her frivolous suit will soon be dead, has already tried to tantrum her way into getting new judges on her case--a pathetic maneuver deftly (and lulzily) beaten down by City of Eugene's lawyer. (Frisch has also served City of Eugene's lawyer--and various judges--impotent missives marked "tort claims notice," lol.)

Frisch still doesn't seem to realize teh obvious truth: at this point, lawyers and judges are TEH BOSS of her. If Debbie won't appear voluntarily at teh April 15th deposition, City of Eugene can move to make that appearance compulsory. If Debbie won't obey a court order to appear, teh court can inflict all sorts of lulzy sanctions on pathetic Debbie's azz.

Bottom Line: Teh lulz have only just begun.

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Friday, March 19, 2010

 
CITY OF EUGENE: "WE WILL DEPOSE DEB FRISCH!"
EUGENE MOVES FOR EXTENDING DISCOVERY,
EPIC LULZ ANTICIPATED

Eugene, OR (Mar 18)--Teh City of Eugene filed a motion to extend discovery in Federal Court today--and signaled the next two steps in their efforts to pwn DumDeb's frivolous lawsuit, once and for all:

1) Depose Deborah Frisch: In their filing, Teh City of Eugene revealed that they had been
waiting for teh Federal Court to rule on Dummy Debbie's desperate attempt to amend her civil complaint and broaden her frivolous lolsuit. Now that teh court has squished Frisch's hopeless plea, Eugene's attorneys will take teh offensive.

"With the pleadings now settled...," wrote teh City of Eugene's attorney, "[teh] remaining defendants will immediately confer with [Deb Frisch] in an attempt to find a mutually agreeable date for her deposition."

Translation: EXPECT EPIC LULZ!!!1! As seasoned Frisch-watchers know, Dummy Debbie is a SLOW THINKER on her feet. Stupidly, Deb Frisch testified in her own criminal trial last March. As an eyewitness to teh lulz revealed, prosecutors made easy mincemeat of teh slow-witted, twitching, stammering Frisch on teh stand. Unsurprisingly, teh judge quickly found Frisch guilty of physical harassment and stalking that very day.

Deb Frisch seems to know this, too. Last November, Frisch threw a vulgar emailed temper-tantrum to evade an immanent deposition by City of Eugene.

Teh City delayed their deposition, that time, until pleadings were exhausted.

But not this time.

2) File a Motion for Summary Judgment: In today's filing, City of Eugene also indicated their next step (after humiliating Deb Frisch in their deposition): "the remaining defendants anticipate filing a motion for summary judgment after plaintiff's deposition is completed."

Translation: Dummy Debbie's frivolous lolsuit is living on BORROWED TIME.

It's worth noting that City of Eugene's lawyer was ALSO teh lawyer for City ofSpringfield--which succeeded in winning a Motion of Summary Judgment against DumDeb last month. Since Frisch's charges against teh City of Eugene are just as frivolous as were her charges against Springfield, Frisch's defeat is pretty much assured.

Deb Frisch seems to know this, too--witness her desperate, last-ditch attempt to GET NEW JUDGEZ!!1!, once it became clear that Eugene-Division federal judges were LOLing at Frisch's impotent ravings. (Eugene's defense attorney's quickly smacked down Debbie's pleading as teh incompetent exercise it was.)

After 10 months of wrangling, it's safe to say that Dummy Debbie's frivolous lolsuit is now reaching its endgame.

(With Debbie's lolsuit's demise a matter of "when, not if," teh ONLY remaining question is whether Lane County, Springfield and City of Eugene will then move to slap Debbie with teh legal bills incurred in splatting her incompetent lolsuit. Teh latter two defendants explicitly signaled their openness to punishing Teh Deb in this way for her latest legal tantrum. Will they follow through? Time will tell...)




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