Teh Daily Squeak

DEB FRISCH BEGINS FURST DAY
ON COMPULSORY ROAD CREW DUTY

Eugene (Mar 23)--Mockery and laughter gripped Gerbil Nation
over teh weekend, as Little Miss Debbie's first day of Road Crew
approached Monday.

This will be Frisch's first day of actual work since losing her job
at teh University of Arizona in 2006. Frisch was forced to resign
after threatening a toddler online.

Frisch failed to learn teh consequences of her actions. In teh last
32 months, Miss Debbie has remained an unemployed lazybones,
quaffing Schlitz and stuffing her face with Cheez Doodles.

Today, she begins to reap teh consequences of her sloth, stalking,
and harassment of innocent citizens. The closest she'll come to
Schlitz and Cheez Doodles today is bound to be teh spent wrappers
and cans she picks up from teh side of teh road.

Gerbils everywhere clapped and squeaked at Teh Deb's first taste
of teh legal Whoopass--and hoped for plenty MOAR in teh future.

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