Teh Daily Squeak

SHOWDOWN!!!1
DEB FRISCH SEEKS TO EVADE BEING DEPOSED
D-DAY: NOVEMBER 6th

Eugene (Oct 21)--Attorneys for defendants in Deborah
Frisch's frivolous lolsuit have filed a Motion to Compel
Miss Debbie to be deposed, according to papers filed
on Wednesday.

Frisch, realizing her bullying wasn't working, appears
to have backed down from her threat not to appear.

"I have called [court reporters]," spat an impudent
Debbie (before partially reversing herself), "to inform
them that there is a zero percent chance I will appear
at [teh scheduled deposition] on November 6, 2009."

Had Frisch persisted in her self-defeating tantrum,
she would be open to any number of sanctions--including
dismissal of her case and/or contempt of court.

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EMAILS TO COUNSEL SHOW FRISCH CRACKING
UNDER TEH PRESSURE

Deb Frisch, as all Frisch-watchers know, never seems to have
learned Newton's Third Law--that to every action, there's an
equal and opposite reaction.

Case in point: In filing her frivolous lolsuit May 11th, Miss Debbie
never seemed to realize that, if she could depose defendants, then
defendants could just as swiftly depose her.

So it was that, this past Wednesday, attorneys for various Defendants
tried to nail down a date of Nov. 6 to depose Dummy Debbie for teh
purposes of their defense.

Hilarity ensued as Debbie shrieked like a stuck pig.





Not satisfied with making an ass of herself in emails (later
submitted as evidence in Federal Court), Miss Debbie was
demanded for a legitimate reason for refusing a November
6th deposition date. Her response was typical disgusting
Debbie:














Amusingly, now Miss Debbie's vile missives are part of teh Federal Court
records. One can only imaging what teh overseeing Federal Judge(s) will
make of Miss Debbie's lunacy.

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But wait, there's MOAR!! Another tough break for teh Deb: she's just
learned teh elementary legal fact (all too late) that her attempt to harass
Eugene/Lane County/Springfield officials with depositions will cost MONEY
--LOTS of it!










Oof! That's gotta hurt!

On Thursday, attorneys for defendants finally called a
turd a turd: "[Deb Frisch] views her lawsuit as nothing
other than an opportunity to harass and annoy defendants
for no legitimate purpose."

Amen, counselor!
DEVELOPING FAST...

LANE COUNTY TO DEB FRISCH: STFU!!
VOWS TO PROSECUTE IF DEB HARASSES COUNTY BY PHONE
--UPDATE: PSYOPS MINISTER RESPONDS!!1--

Ewegene (Oct 14)--Some lulzy paperwork was filed in Deborah Frisch's
ongoing frivolous lolsuit yesterday.

Turns out that, on Oct. 2, Lane County's counsel sent a letter ordering
Debbie to cease and desist calling any of the county government's
phone numbers--including those of Lane County's legal counsel.



(Excerpt from lulzy doc):



















It's not known for sure what prompted Lane County to banish Frisch
from phone contact, but history might provide a clue. It's a matter of
public record, for instance, that Frisch harassed the law firm
representing Frisch's 2006 victim, Jeff G. (see pages 7-8 of this doc).
We can't help but wonder whether Teh Deb attempted, similarly, to
harass the law firm(s) of defendants to Debbie's lolsuit.

(In an unrelated case, Frisch was arrested and convicted
of telephonic harassment in the summer of 2006.)

Teh Oct. 2nd banishment follows closely on the heels of the revelation
that Lane County has shi'itecanned, sight unseen, all of
Miss Debbie's email since Feb. 28, 2008.

It's heartening to see that Lane County's attorney knows how to
play hardball. As gerbils everywhere know, there's no other game
to play with Teh Deb.

More generally, here's the present status of the legal proceedings
vis-a-vis Deb's three clusters of defendants:

• Teh City of Springfield (and a Detective with their police department) filed a Motion for Summary Judgment on October 1.
• Lane County filed a 12(b)6 motion for dismissal on August 17. A federal magistrate has indicated he's inclined to grant Lane County's motion, according to a "Findings and Recommendation" report, released by teh Magistrate on September 22.
• Teh City of Eugene (and two EPD officers) filed an answer on August 17. They haven't (yet) filed any further paperwork--though they have signaled their intention to sock Teh Deb with any legal fees her frivolous lolsuit has caused.
  
  
  

UPDATE!!1: PSYOPS MINISTEHR OFFERS ANALYSIS!!












In teh wake of today's lulz, Teh Squeak sought comment from GN Minister
of Psyops, LargenFirm. "Deb is discovering several hard truths," he LOL'ed,
First, governments have deep pockets, and are not discouraged by the inability
to recover court costs; second, [h]arassing people in the same jurisdiction can
have immediate consequences; and third, governments are nearly impossible
to sue successfully

"She's stepped into teh quicksand, and will soon discover she can't let go -
she's pissed off so many people in Lane County and Eugene government,
it is now to their benefit to make a big-time example of her..."

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE REPORT SURFACES,
DETAILS DEB FRISCH BIRTHDAY MADNESS!!
FRISCH WAS "EXTREMELY INTOXICATED...DROVE INTOXICATED"
DURING NOV. 2 INCIDENT

Ewejean, OR (Oct 1)--Attorneys for the City of Springfield made public a Domestic
Violence Investigative Report about Deborah Frisch today. The report was filed
as an exhibit for a Motion for Summary Judgment filed by the City of Springfield
--a motion, in short, to pwn Miss Debbie's frivolous lolsuit.

The Report corroborates earlier-known details of Frisch's actions last Nov. 2,
which led to Frisch's March conviction on charges of physical harassment and
illegal use of pepper spray.

Teh phrase "hoisted by her own petard" comes to mind--for, had it not been for
Frisch's frivolous lawsuit, the Report would have never seen the light of day. But,
well...here it is! (Name of the victim is redacted)