SAVE TEH WHEEL!!1
EXCLUSIVE: TOP-LEVEL TEAM MOBILIZES TO SAVE TSW!!1
Gerbil Nation (Aug 30)--A mere hours after news broke that Teh Squeaky Wheel faced
extinction next month
, an enormous horde of gerbils mobilized behind teh scenes
to save teh squeakiest wheel in teh known universe.
GN Minister of Vice and Virtue Jerrie Atrick
revealed he was gerbilly busy
sprinkling shavings on a New Cage: "I bought [Redacted for teh Security
...today," he said, "but we can also point tehsqueakywheel.com to
[it]. I've been busy
today getting the site setup....Next week will be about
importing the blog archive files from thesqueakywheel.com."
"TEH WHEEL LIVES!
" cheered John teh Baptist at teh news. Other Gerbils
were quick to squeak tremendous gratitude.
El Presidente for Life Sinner is 100% in support of Minister Attrick's work,
and has offered full assistance for a good, squeaky transition.
DEVELOPING FAST AND SQUEAKY!!!1...
END OF AN ERA
TEH SQUEAKY WHEEL SCHEDULED TO CLOSE SEPTEMBER 14th
Gerbil Nation (Aug 28)--After 6 years of
turning, Teh Squeaky Wheel
is slated to
make its final rotations on September 14th.
"Yep it is," confirmed El Presidente for
Life Sinner. "I just looked at the hosting
[agreement] and it does end on the 14th
[of September]. Everything under 'tehsqueakywheel.com' will go 404 on
Teh news, while sad, was not completely unexpected. Earlier this summer, teh President
made a public statement
that Teh Wheel's founding mission had been accomplished: "teh
deb seems contained to her small trash can surrounded by cheeze doodles and empty
Schlitz cans," he said, adding that he wished to devote more time to his family IRL.
Teh Squeaky Wheel
spun into orbit in September 2006, a spinoff of teh famous DontHireDeb
blogspot. "Teh Deb
," was teh Wheel's opening motto, "...and a Whole Lot More.
" In its
six-year run, teh Wheel succeeded beyond measure in both ambitions--and for that, Pres.
Sinner deserves to share in teh credit and lurve
he gave teh Wheel's small, but squeaky,
Circle of Friends: "To my friends here at teh wheel, you have been a force for a lot of good
in the world as well as in my personal life. I love you all and will
always think fondly
on my time making believe I deserved such a great
Seeking YOUR Suggestions...
Eugene (Aug 23)--Teh Olde online home of Miss Debbie, debfrisch.com, received some new links Wednesday, and teh blog's new owner is seeking
public input about future additions to teh blog.
The blog, now titled teh "Deb Frisch Containment Project" added links and descriptions to several informative sources about Teh Deb yesterday:
"I'm open to suggestions for adding new links,"
noted teh new Webmaster of
Teh Project. (Suggestions can be made by commenting on this Daily Squeak
As veteran Debbie-watchers know, debfrisch.com was Miss Debbie's online base
from which she originally began her harassment campaign in July 2006. A court
order kaputed teh blog in February 2007
. Gerbil-friendly elements scooped up teh
domain in 2010
. Since Miss Debbie remains under a court's probation-order to
STFU, her reaction to teh coup is unknown.