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DOUBLE BEATDOWN!!
COURT OF APPEALS, DISTRICT COURT,
OFFER TWIN SMACK-DOWNS OF DEB FRISCH!!

Eugene (Jun 16)--In teh course of 24 hours, two federal courts have kicked away Debbie Frisch's 11th hour attempts to derail teh inevitable defeat of her frivolous lawsuit against City of Eugene.


Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals to Debbie: DROP DEAD!
The first beatdown occurred late yesterday. A three-judge panel of teh federal Court of Appeals (Ninth Circuit) needed a mere THREE SENTENCES to 'splain why Deborah Frisch's appeals to them were ostensible horsesh*t. In short, teh District Court orders weren't final orders--and teh orders Dumbell Debbie was appealing didn't qualify.

"[T]he orders challeneged," wrote teh Appellate Court, "are not final or appealable.... Consequently, these appeals are dismissed."

Teh judgment could prompt some vile reactions from Miss Debbie. One of teh judges on teh 3-judge Appellate panel has long been a target of Debbie's stalking and vulgar blogs. And, as Debbie's behavior in this lolsuit shows, she has a pattern of harassing federal officials--even to teh point of inviting an FBI visit to question her. Frisch also included a thinly-veiled "harassment target list" in her most recent filing with teh Circuit Court.

District Court to Debbie: AS IF!
Earlier today, teh District Court overseeing Debbie's frivolous lawsuit also piled on. Teh court ruled against Debbie's desperate, incompetent "Motion to Strike" City of Eugene's sure-to-be-victorious Motion for Summary Judgment to pwn Debbie's lawsuit. Teh District Court needed a mere TEN SENTENCES to 'splain why Deb Frisch's pathetic maneuver was incompetent hack-work:

"Frisch's assertions are not persuasive," laughed the court.

[CLICK HERE TO VIEW SCREENCAPS OF DEB FRISCH'S ONE-TWO BEATDOWN!]

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NEXT STOP: NINTH CIRCUIT
Deb Frisch doubles down on her stoopidity, files appeal of court orders!
PLUS: Deborah Frisch's Vulgar Rantings About a Ninth Circuit Court Judge!

Eugene, OR (June 6)--In a pathetically desperate attempt to revive her frivolous lawsuit against teh City of Eugene, Little Miss Debbie Frisch has made two filings with teh Federal Court of Appeals' Ninth Circuit.

Teh filings were dated May 27th and 28th.

Debbie informed teh District Court of her latest dumb idea in a "Notice of Appeal," filed with teh Eugene Federal District Court on May 28th.

In teh Notice of Appeal, Miss Debbie howls over:

• Teh Eugene Court's May 7th granting defendants an extension of time to reply to Debbie's incompetent Motion for Summary Judgment--a move which led to Debbie's Shit-Fit weekend, May 7-10th.

• Teh Eugene Court's "Order to Show Cause," which thoroughly documented Deb Frisch's vulgar abuse of federal court staff, and demanded Debbie to 'splain why teh judge shouldn't bar her from Oregon federal courthouses.

• Teh Eugene Court's Smackdown of Debbie's limp-lobed attempt to levy court sanctions on City of Eugene's lawyer.

• Teh Eugene Court's GTFO! Order, which bars stalker Deborah Frisch from entering any Federal courthouse.

• Teh Eugene Court's Pay Up, Biatch! Order, which imposed sanction$ on Debbie for evading her mandatory deposition on April 15th.

Teh Court of Appeals has issued Debbie deadlines which would require her to file her "Opening Motions" by teh first week of September.

DEBBIE'S PAST HIStehRY WITH TEH NINTH CIRCUIT...
Of course, Deb Frisch's illegal harassment habits may already be well-known by court staff at teh Ninth Circuit, owing to Deborah Frisch's manic harassment of one Ninth Circuit judge over teh last 15 months:

• In a Feb. 18 2009 blog, Deborah Ellen Frisch referred to one Ninth Circuit judge as a "cow fucker." (This followed a vulgar Feb. 17 2009 blog, where Debbie wrote even moar: "Why is [REDACT] the CHIEF JUDGE of the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals?" frothed Deb Frisch, "This guy is a sexist pig who gets a boner imagining that he is screwing a cow. Shouldn't this guy be locked up at Alcatraz, not doling out JUSTICE to Californians and other Ninth Districters?")

• In a March 22, 2009 blog, Frisch wrote that, while she was shoveling shit for "work crew" (resulting from Debbie's criminal conviction for assaulting an acquaintance), she would be fantasizing about "Lane County Commissioners [and] Lane County Budget Committee [Members] wearing pornographic cow costumes like the ones found on the web site of United States Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit Chief Judge [REDACT] “boner4bovines” [REDACT], engaging in pornographic activities..."

• In an April 6, 2009 blog, Deb Frisch referred to that judge as "boner4bovines"--and used that same phrase in an Aug 4, 2009 letter to teh Governor of Oregon.

• In an April 15, 2009 blog, Frisch referred to that Ninth Circuit judge as a "pervert."

• In an Aug. 10, 2009 blog, Deborah Frisch referred to that same judge as a "cowhumper": "No human would hump him," wrote Frisch of teh Ninth Circuit judge.

• And in a ranting blog last December, Deb Frisch called teh Ninth Circuit judge the "Chief Frocked Fuck" in San Fransisco.

No doubt, Ninth Circuit Court judges are just as willing to issue Debbie all sorts of SANCTION$ SMACKDOWN$ for Deb Frisch's transparent attempts to abuse the legal system, and its practitioners. We can only hope--and LOL.

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