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SHOWDOWN!!!1
DEB FRISCH SEEKS TO EVADE BEING DEPOSED
D-DAY: NOVEMBER 6th

Eugene (Oct 21)--Attorneys for defendants in Deborah
Frisch's frivolous lolsuit have filed a Motion to Compel
Miss Debbie to be deposed, according to papers filed
on Wednesday.

Frisch, realizing her bullying wasn't working, appears
to have backed down from her threat not to appear.

"I have called [court reporters]," spat an impudent
Debbie (before partially reversing herself), "to inform
them that there is a zero percent chance I will appear
at [teh scheduled deposition] on November 6, 2009."

Had Frisch persisted in her self-defeating tantrum,
she would be open to any number of sanctions--including
dismissal of her case and/or contempt of court.

* * *

EMAILS TO COUNSEL SHOW FRISCH CRACKING
UNDER TEH PRESSURE

Deb Frisch, as all Frisch-watchers know, never seems to have
learned Newton's Third Law--that to every action, there's an
equal and opposite reaction.

Case in point: In filing her frivolous lolsuit May 11th, Miss Debbie
never seemed to realize that, if she could depose defendants, then
defendants could just as swiftly depose her.

So it was that, this past Wednesday, attorneys for various Defendants
tried to nail down a date of Nov. 6 to depose Dummy Debbie for teh
purposes of their defense.

Hilarity ensued as Debbie shrieked like a stuck pig.





Not satisfied with making an ass of herself in emails (later
submitted as evidence in Federal Court), Miss Debbie was
demanded for a legitimate reason for refusing a November
6th deposition date. Her response was typical disgusting
Debbie:














Amusingly, now Miss Debbie's vile missives are part of teh Federal Court
records. One can only imaging what teh overseeing Federal Judge(s) will
make of Miss Debbie's lunacy.

* * *

But wait, there's MOAR!! Another tough break for teh Deb: she's just
learned teh elementary legal fact (all too late) that her attempt to harass
Eugene/Lane County/Springfield officials with depositions will cost MONEY
--LOTS of it!










Oof! That's gotta hurt!

On Thursday, attorneys for defendants finally called a
turd a turd: "[Deb Frisch] views her lawsuit as nothing
other than an opportunity to harass and annoy defendants
for no legitimate purpose."

Amen, counselor!
DEVELOPING FAST...

LANE COUNTY TO DEB FRISCH: STFU!!
VOWS TO PROSECUTE IF DEB HARASSES COUNTY BY PHONE
--UPDATE: PSYOPS MINISTER RESPONDS!!1--

Ewegene (Oct 14)--Some lulzy paperwork was filed in Deborah Frisch's
ongoing frivolous lolsuit yesterday.

Turns out that, on Oct. 2, Lane County's counsel sent a letter ordering
Debbie to cease and desist calling any of the county government's
phone numbers--including those of Lane County's legal counsel.



(Excerpt from lulzy doc):



















It's not known for sure what prompted Lane County to banish Frisch
from phone contact, but history might provide a clue. It's a matter of
public record, for instance, that Frisch harassed the law firm
representing Frisch's 2006 victim, Jeff G. (see pages 7-8 of this doc).
We can't help but wonder whether Teh Deb attempted, similarly, to
harass the law firm(s) of defendants to Debbie's lolsuit.

(In an unrelated case, Frisch was arrested and convicted
of telephonic harassment in the summer of 2006.)

Teh Oct. 2nd banishment follows closely on the heels of the revelation
that Lane County has shi'itecanned, sight unseen, all of
Miss Debbie's email since Feb. 28, 2008.

It's heartening to see that Lane County's attorney knows how to
play hardball. As gerbils everywhere know, there's no other game
to play with Teh Deb.

More generally, here's the present status of the legal proceedings
vis-a-vis Deb's three clusters of defendants:

• Teh City of Springfield (and a Detective with their police department) filed a Motion for Summary Judgment on October 1.
• Lane County filed a 12(b)6 motion for dismissal on August 17. A federal magistrate has indicated he's inclined to grant Lane County's motion, according to a "Findings and Recommendation" report, released by teh Magistrate on September 22.
• Teh City of Eugene (and two EPD officers) filed an answer on August 17. They haven't (yet) filed any further paperwork--though they have signaled their intention to sock Teh Deb with any legal fees her frivolous lolsuit has caused.
  
  
  

UPDATE!!1: PSYOPS MINISTEHR OFFERS ANALYSIS!!












In teh wake of today's lulz, Teh Squeak sought comment from GN Minister
of Psyops, LargenFirm. "Deb is discovering several hard truths," he LOL'ed,
First, governments have deep pockets, and are not discouraged by the inability
to recover court costs; second, [h]arassing people in the same jurisdiction can
have immediate consequences; and third, governments are nearly impossible
to sue successfully

"She's stepped into teh quicksand, and will soon discover she can't let go -
she's pissed off so many people in Lane County and Eugene government,
it is now to their benefit to make a big-time example of her..."

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE REPORT SURFACES,
DETAILS DEB FRISCH BIRTHDAY MADNESS!!
FRISCH WAS "EXTREMELY INTOXICATED...DROVE INTOXICATED"
DURING NOV. 2 INCIDENT

Ewejean, OR (Oct 1)--Attorneys for the City of Springfield made public a Domestic
Violence Investigative Report about Deborah Frisch today. The report was filed
as an exhibit for a Motion for Summary Judgment filed by the City of Springfield
--a motion, in short, to pwn Miss Debbie's frivolous lolsuit.

The Report corroborates earlier-known details of Frisch's actions last Nov. 2,
which led to Frisch's March conviction on charges of physical harassment and
illegal use of pepper spray.

Teh phrase "hoisted by her own petard" comes to mind--for, had it not been for
Frisch's frivolous lawsuit, the Report would have never seen the light of day. But,
well...here it is! (Name of the victim is redacted)

FRISCH SUFFERING SETBACKS,
HUMILIATION IN LOLSUIT

Eugene (Sept 28)--When we last reported on the
case of Frisch vs. City of Eugene et al, teh case
was about to enter discovery.

If the tidbits we've gathered are representative,
Debbie Frisch is getting quite a beatdown in court.

In just the last month...

*On August 27th, Dummy Debbie filed a motion to
have the presiding magistrate disqualified from teh
case. Frisch's "reasoning" was teh very definition
of chutzpah: Miss Debbie worried that, because
she'd repeatedly libeled teh Magistrate on
her blog, he might be partial in deciding Frisch's
frivolous lolsuit.

(BTW...Frisch libeled teh Magistrate AFTER filing her
lolsuit. Specifically, Teh Deb had ranted and raved
that somehow teh Magistrate had helped frame
convicted child-murderer Diane Downs.)

Needless to say, a Federal judge quickly PWNED
Dummy Deb's loopy motion (on Sept. 10).

*Today, email communications between officials
of Lane County and teh City of Eugene emerged,
documenting that Frisch's email address has been
blocked since February-March of 2008.

"The women (sic) sending the attached emails,"
wrote teh official requesting Frisch's email be
blocked, "has been blitzing city, county and state
email addresses for months. They’re taunting/spamming,
not communicative, and she’s using offensive language
and racial slurs."

*County/City officials and technical support members
also emailed one another in December of 2008. They
reveal that, between December 12-15, Deb Frisch sent
harassing emails to the County/City at a rate of nearly
a dozen per day[!]

"Over the past four days," notes a techie, "45 emails
have been blocked."

"Wow. She’s a busy lady." replies another techie.

Indeed, readers of Teh Squeak will recall that Deb
Frisch was in Harassment Overdrive in teh weeks
following her assault of an acquaintance with pepper
spray, on Nov. 2 2008. Frisch attempted to harass
authorities into dropping criminal charges against
her.

Frisch's bullying, of course, proved impotent. Frisch
was convicted on all counts on March 4th. The following
week, Frisch was fined, sentenced to 3 years' probation,
and ordered into psychiatric counseling.

Needless to say, counseling has failed to rehabilitate
Miss Debbie at all.

FRISCH FRIVOLOUS LOLSUIT HOBBLES ON...
DEFENDANTS COUNTERCLAIM FOR LEGAL FEES

Let's see...when we last left off, three months ago, Miss Debbie's
first draft of her lolsuit had been pwned by an Oregon Federal Court. Teh Deb was
given two choices: a) cut her losses and give up on a fool's errand or
b) double-down on her stoopidity and persist in teh lolsuit. Guess
which option Miss Debbie chose?


Yup--Teh Deb polished her turd and re-re-resubmitted it.

After throwing out two-thirds of Miss Debbie's claims, and half of
her defendants, a Federal Judge finally pronounced on July 20th
that Teh Deb's lolsuit complaint had passed the knuckledragging
lowest of standards.

By the end of July, papers were served upon 6 defendants: three
police officers (who we'll call D, J and R) and the governments of
Eugene, Lane County and Springfield Oregon.

Last week, the Defendants filed their preliminary "answers" to Miss
Debbie's ranting charges.

Miss Debbie's lolsuit flows from her most recent criminal conviction
after drunkenly assaulting an acquaintance on November 2, 2008.
Here is a list of Dweebie's three main claims--along with the actual
facts, as they have been revealed to Teh Squeak. (Quotations are
from Miss Debbie's frivolous civil complaint:)

1) Allegation: Miss Debbie "alleges that at 1:15am on November 2,
2008 when defendants [police officers D and J] coerced [Teh Deb]
into relinquishing control of her motor vehicle..., [teh copz] unlawfully
seized [Teh Deb's] motor vehicle, thus violating [Debbie's] fourth
amendment right to be free from unlawful seizure."

Translation: After a night's pub crawl, in which Debbie did shots at
a number of bars, she attracted the attention of local police. They
gave the visibly intoxicated Miss Debbie a choice: be arrested for
DUI or allow an acquaintance to drive you home. Miss
Debbie chose the latter--even shaking hands with Officer J, afterward,
thus proving her consent to the deal.

2) Allegation: Miss Debbie "alleges that [Officer W] failed to present
crucial material and other evidence related to his November 26, 2008
Domestic Violence Investigative Report. [Teh Deb] alleges that [Office
W's] failure to...chemically test [Miss Debbie's pepper spray]...[and]
failure to interview [teh Deb] to corroborate teh allegations made by
[teh Deb's assault victim]"

Translation: After Miss Debbie's victim drove Teh Deb home, Debbie
repaid the victim's kindness by attacking, biting, and pepper-spraying
the victim. Officer W recorded these facts (and photos of Debbie's victim's
injuries) in a routine Domestic Violence Report. Miss Debbie is angry that
police actually documented (and held Miss Debbie responsible for) her
criminal actions.

3) Allegation: Teh Deb raves that "On November 9, 2008...,[Debbie]
emailed [teh Lane County District Attorney] a picture of a subset of
the physical injuries [Debbie falsely sez she got from her victim].
[Officer W] chose not to include the photograph of [teh Deb's] physical
injuries in his report [of how Debbie attacked her victim]...[Teh Deb]
alleges that as a result of the failure to include the material evidence
provided to [teh District Attorney], [Officer W] violated [teh Deb's]
Fourteenth Amendment right to due process."

Translation: Miss Debbie was so drunk the night of her criminal actions
that she fell on her ass and sustained a leg-bruise. Teh Deb tried to
pass off her self-inflicted bruise as inflicted by her victim. Debbie is
angry that police ignored Teh Deb's transparent and feebleminded lies.

Unsurprisingly, the defendants in Miss Debbie's frivolous lolsuit aren't
taking Frisch's lies lying down. In their answers filed in court, Defendants
vowed to make Teh Deb pay for her abuse of legal process: "Defendants
[D, J, and R] are entitled to recover their reasonable attorney's
fees as costs under 42 USC 1988 because [Teh Deb's] allegations
against them are frivolous and wholly without merit."

Translation: Miss Debbie's laughable attempt to play lawbaw may turn
out to be an expensive fool's errand, indeed.

LANE COUNTY PD RECEIVES COMPLAINT,
INVESTIGATES DEATH THREAT BY DEB FRISCH



DEVELOPING...

DEBORAH FRISCH: PERMANENT
BAN ON PUBLIC LCC COMMENTS!!!
(With UPDATE)

Eugene (June 17)--Deb Frisch got herself apparently hit with a permanent
ban from public commentary at Lane County Commissioners meetings
today. One look at this video footage, and you'll quickly see why






Miss Debbie responded to being pwned in the usual way--by hurling idle
threats to "blog" about those who hold her responsible for her vile, worthless
temper-tantrums. She also shook a finger about "Alex redact redact redact,"
who leads the office which oversees Deb Frisch's 3-year probation term,
which Teh Deb received for assaulting and harassing an acquaintance.

Teh LCCC ban isn't Miss Debbie's first ban, of course. Deb Frisch received
an 18-month ban from the University of Oregon campus, after a manic,
booze-fueled tantrum led her to be booted from campus by security
officers. Teh previous year, Deb Frisch humiliated herself on teh campus--
unaware that students were snapping pictures of Frisch's pathetic antics.

Frisch drew teh LCCC "permanent exclusion" for fouling the air at LCCC
meetings THREE times in 24 hours. (Deb Frisch, who marks 3 years
of unemployment next month, has nothing but idle time to disrupt, stalk,
harass, and engage in other criminal activity.) Videos of Frisch's two
previous air-foulings can be found here:

Deb Frisch insanity--June 16, 2009 (10:00am)
Deb Frisch insanity--June 16, 2009 (6:00pm)

As usual, the ban on Deborah Frisch's future meeting-flatulence demonstrates
a well-known lesson: authority can be slow, but when it finally puts its foot
down, Teh Law is always Teh BOSS of Deborah Frisch.