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Wednesday, May 29, 2019

Colorado Releases Debbie on "Hardship Parole"

Weld County CO (May 29)--Miss Debbie has been released from prison after a hearing in Weld County Court today

Miss Debbie had petitioned for a "hardship parole"; her ever-enabling father and brother showed up to support criminal Debbie.

Teh judge accepted Miss Debbie's petition--but slapped her with an 11 year STFU-ban: No drugs, alcohol or social media until 2030! 


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Wednesday, January 02, 2019

Sentenced 90 days concurrent, assessed $96

Denver CO (Jan 2)--The new year 2019 hasn't begun well for Debbie. First, she rang in New Year's Eve behind bars. And her past sins continue to exact consequences from Miss Frisch.

At a Denver Criminal Court hearing Wednesday, Miss Debbie surrendered to the process and admitted her guilt of making threatening/harassing phone calls to Denver county officials.

The court accepted Debbie's plea and immediately assessed $96 in fines and court costs. Payment is due on February 3rd.

Unfortunately, Debbie's jail time (90 days) was added "concurrently" to her present prison sentence at the Denver Women's Correctional Facility. Miss Debbie will be eligible for a parole hearing in October, possibly leading to (paroled) release on 19 January 2020.

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Monday, November 05, 2018

Will Debbie Rethink Her Ways?

Gerbil Nation (Nov 5)--Two months since her arrest, and 10 days since being sentenced to a multi-year prison term, Colorado Inmate 182605 Deborah Ellen Frisch has plenty of time to rethink her criminal ways... 

Miss Debbie has until teh end of teh decade, in fact: According to teh Colorado DOC website, Miss Debbie's first eligible parole date is on January 19th, 2020.

Will Debbie emerge from prison a changed person? Towards answering that query, it might be worth re-tracing teh long dozen-year road that led to Debbie's current plight.

As long-time Frisch watchers know, Miss Debbie's criminal fever has spiked in 4 past phases:

Phase One (2006-2007)
 Phase Two (2008-2010):
Phase Three (2015):
Phase Four (2016-2018):
Believe it or not, even this lengthy summary leaves out all sorts of Debbie-criminality (fuller accounts here and here; see also The Other McCain's reportage on Teh Debbie Saga...)

While Debbie's past inability to learn how to STFU and leave innocent people alone is daunting, it's worth bearing a few things in mind:
As a result, it's possible (though, alas, not probable) that Debbie might realize it's time to cease and desist stalking, harassing and threatening people whose only "sins" have been holding Debbie accountable for her past stalking, harassing and threatening behavior.

Can Debbie see its time to exit the vicious circle of consequences-vengeance-consequences? Applied decision theory has (ironically) never been one of Miss Debbie's strong suits. Perhaps, this time, enough pain will be inflicted for Debbie to finally realize that "HOT! DO NOT TOUCH!" actually means what it says...

But we won't hold our gerbilly breaths.

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Friday, November 02, 2018

Debbie Transferred to Denver Women's Correctional Facility

Denver CO (Nov 2)--Colorado Inmate 182605 Deborah Ellen Frisch was transferred to teh Denver Women's Correctional Facility yesterday, according to teh Colorado DOC website. Whether DWCF will remain Debbie's lodging for teh duration of her incarceration is (as yet) unknown.

Miss Debbie's move occurred just in time for felon Frisch's 57 birthday--a day often celebrated by Debbie with criminal behavior and consequences.

According to teh PrisonPro website: "Denver Women's Correctional Facility...can house about 975 female inmates.  Offenders who are incarcerated here and are going to be released soon may participate in the reentry and integration program, which helps inmates transition back to society."

Our recommendation: The only steps which will help teh Deb "transition back to society" will no doubt involve 1) her mouth being surgically sealed and 2) a permanent ban from Internet use.


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Saturday, October 27, 2018


2-4 YEARS!!
Goldstein Victim Impact Statement Seals Frisch Fate
McCain: "Let's Pray We've Heard Last of This Lunatic" 

Weld County CO (Oct 26 2018)--After 12 years of stalking, harassing, threatening and terrorizing every innocent person who crossed her path, convicted felon Deborah Ellen Frisch will finally receive a taste of justice.

At yesterday's sentencing hearing, Judge Shannon Lyons sentenced Miss Debbie to maximum prison terms (2 years and 4 years) on several felony charges. The sentences (alas) run concurrently, meaning Miss Debbie was effectively sentenced to 2-4 years behind bars. (A mandatory 3-year probation sentence is expected after Debbie serves her time.)

This will be Miss Debbie's first imprisonment in a State Prison facility. (Past confinements were at relatively cushy county jails.) It is so far unknown where Miss Debbie will be locked up for her stay; she will be processed at Denver Women's Correctional Facility while her "housing" status is determined.

Also unknown is whether teh Weld County DA will seek to prosecute other charges Teh Deb racked up during her 90-day crime-ridden bout of freedom this summer.

Members of Gerbil Nation, partying in an undisclosed online location, cheered news of Miss Debbie's greatest legal beatdown to date.

"So happy she won't wander up here for at least a few years!" cheered one Gerbil, popping a cork of cyber-champagne.

"Good to see some judge finally take her seriously," said another. 

In all, a very good day for law-abiding internet-surfers everywhere. 

It's unknown what teh next few years will bring for Debbie. But rest assured on one thing: Teh Squeak will be on teh case!

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Friday, October 26, 2018

Debbie Due For Sentencing TODAY @ 3:00PM MST

Weld CO (Oct 26)--Colorado Felony Offender 278185 Deborah Ellen Frisch is due in Weld County Court for sentencing today on various felony charges.

Teh road to teh justice has been an all-year affair:
Genuine REENACTMENT of Debbie's transport to Weld County. (Note: Ass in photo is smaller than Deb's actual ass)

Sources close to teh case are hopeful that Miss Debbie will get much-deserved state PRISON time on today's charges. On teh other hand, sources also note that (thus far) Judge Shannon Lyons has proved to be an unusually lenient judge in teh face of Debbie's chronic campaign of felony criminal stalking, harassment and threatening. (Would teh judge be so lenient if Miss Debbie were a cis-Mister?)

The disposition for a still-open Denver County misdemeanor warrant is, as yet, unknown.

Hat Tip: Teh Daily Squeak thanks Rick T. for updates to teh Debbie case in previous posts.


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Monday, October 22, 2018


Debbie Frisch booked at Weld County, 
Due in Court tomorrow at 1:30PM

Weld County CO (Oct 22)--Colorado Felony Offender 278185 Deborah Ellen Frisch has been extradited to Weld County.

She's been scheduled for a court appearance tomorrow at 1:30pm on her felony arrest warrant.

Since her arrest on 5 September in San Diego, Miss Debbie tried to resist extradition to Colorado. Her delaying tactics finally ran dry late last week.

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