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Thursday, September 20, 2012
THAR SHE BLOWS AGAIN!!1
Deb Frisch Spews Noisy Nonsense @ Eugene City Council Mtg
Eugene (Sept 17)--An apparently beer-bloated Deborah Frisch
spewed bile at a Eugene City Council public hearing Monday night. Teh eruption is Miss Debbie's first public appearance since eruptions at Eugene public meetings from
--and teh first public sighting of Teh Deb since her lazy sit-ins at teh Occupy Eugene Medical Tent in July
Miss Debbie's twitchy, spittle-flecked remarks included teh stoopid description of a Downtown riff-raff exclusion zone as "aggression against teh civil rights of a targeted population" and "a tool of discrimination!!!1"
(As longtime Debbie-watchers know, Deborah Ellen Frisch's legal opinions aren't worth teh vodka-steeped breath Debbie puffs to expel them.)
A video of Miss Debbie's latest rant can be seen at THIS LINK
(forward to 4min30sec)
r news: One week since opening, Gerbil Nation 2.0
began taking bets on Miss Debbie's next arrest, with odds set at 3-1 by year's end, and 3-2 by next spring.
Labels: Deb frisch 2012, deb frisch stfu, oregon criminal 1675174
Friday, September 14, 2012
Gerbil Nation 2.0
Retiring President Sinner Reveals: Top Ten Things on Retirement "To Do" List!
Gerbil Nation (Sept 14)--As Lord of Teh
Manor Jerrie Atrick put teh final finishing
touches before teh launch of TehSqueak.com
this newspaper managed to score a GENUINE SATIRICAL COPY
of Teh Top Things retiring Presidente for Life Sinner plans to do upon his retirement to teh city of Gerbilsburg:
#10...Oil that pesky squeak on teh living room wheel that teh wife
has been bugging me about
#9... Cash in those WTF Vodka (tm) royalty checks
#8... FedEx can of mixed nuts, filled with those popping skakey thingies,
to incoming overseer Jerrie Atrick
#7... Record phone message telling callers to "Leave a message at TehSqueak"
#6... Rename the dog "She Who Must Not Be Named"
#5... Auction off memoirs for 1,000,000 sunflower seeds on eBay
#4... Start installing pool shaped like a gerbil wheel
#3... Rent a few of those "Miss Me Yet?" billboards in Teh GN Capitol
#2... Send a telegram to that English teacher also named "Deb Frisch":
"Retired today. Can we be friends now?"
And Teh Number One Thing Sinner plans to do in retirement?
#1...TRADEMARK A NEW LOLLYPOP BRAND NAME: "HOSTMONSTER SUCKS"!!1
And in oteh
A NEW DAWN:
GERBIL NATION 2.0 OPENS WITH GERBILLY WARMTH
Gerbil Nation 2.0 (Sept 13)--Tex Made coffee...Gerbils squeaked about politics...
And there was teh inevitable celebrity appearance of SWMNBN (j/k...sort of)
Teh New Gerbil Nation is ON TEH AIR!!!1
Thursday, August 30, 2012
SAVE TEH WHEEL!!1
EXCLUSIVE: TOP-LEVEL TEAM MOBILIZES TO SAVE TSW!!1
Gerbil Nation (Aug 30)--A mere hours after news broke that Teh Squeaky Wheel faced
extinction next month
, an enormous horde of gerbils mobilized behind teh scenes
to save teh squeakiest wheel in teh known universe.
GN Minister of Vice and Virtue Jerrie Atrick
revealed he was gerbilly busy
sprinkling shavings on a New Cage: "I bought [Redacted for teh Security
...today," he said, "but we can also point tehsqueakywheel.com to
[it]. I've been busy
today getting the site setup....Next week will be about
importing the blog archive files from thesqueakywheel.com."
"TEH WHEEL LIVES!
" cheered John teh Baptist at teh news. Other Gerbils
were quick to squeak tremendous gratitude.
El Presidente for Life Sinner is 100% in support of Minister Attrick's work,
and has offered full assistance for a good, squeaky transition.
DEVELOPING FAST AND SQUEAKY!!!1...
Tuesday, August 28, 2012
END OF AN ERA
TEH SQUEAKY WHEEL SCHEDULED TO CLOSE SEPTEMBER 14th
Gerbil Nation (Aug 28)--After 6 years of
turning, Teh Squeaky Wheel
is slated to
make its final rotations on September 14th.
"Yep it is," confirmed El Presidente for
Life Sinner. "I just looked at the hosting
[agreement] and it does end on the 14th
[of September]. Everything under 'tehsqueakywheel.com' will go 404 on
Teh news, while sad, was not completely unexpected. Earlier this summer, teh President
made a public statement
that Teh Wheel's founding mission had been accomplished: "teh
deb seems contained to her small trash can surrounded by cheeze doodles and empty
Schlitz cans," he said, adding that he wished to devote more time to his family IRL.
Teh Squeaky Wheel
spun into orbit in September 2006, a spinoff of teh famous DontHireDeb
blogspot. "Teh Deb
," was teh Wheel's opening motto, "...and a Whole Lot More.
" In its
six-year run, teh Wheel succeeded beyond measure in both ambitions--and for that, Pres.
Sinner deserves to share in teh credit and lurve
he gave teh Wheel's small, but squeaky,
Circle of Friends: "To my friends here at teh wheel, you have been a force for a lot of good
in the world as well as in my personal life. I love you all and will
always think fondly
on my time making believe I deserved such a great
Thursday, August 23, 2012
Seeking YOUR Suggestions...
Eugene (Aug 23)--Teh Olde online home of Miss Debbie, debfrisch.com, received some new links Wednesday, and teh blog's new owner is seeking
public input about future additions to teh blog.
The blog, now titled teh "Deb Frisch Containment Project" added links and descriptions to several informative sources about Teh Deb yesterday:
"I'm open to suggestions for adding new links,"
noted teh new Webmaster of
Teh Project. (Suggestions can be made by commenting on this Daily Squeak
or via email: email@example.com)
As veteran Debbie-watchers know, debfrisch.com was Miss Debbie's online base
from which she originally began her harassment campaign in July 2006. A court
order kaputed teh blog in February 2007
. Gerbil-friendly elements scooped up teh
domain in 2010
. Since Miss Debbie remains under a court's probation-order to
STFU, her reaction to teh coup is unknown.
Monday, July 23, 2012
DEBORAH FRISCH UNCHAINED!!!1
DEB FRISCH "COMMUNITY SUPERVISION" HAS BEEN "DISCHARGED," SEZ VINE
Eugene (July 23)--Teh Oregon Victim's Information News Service (VINE) today released word
of a change in Miss Debbie's criminal status.
"DEBORAH FRISCH has been discharged from community supervision as of 7/23/2012,"
read teh message, sent via email at 2:25pm Gerbil Standard Time today.
It is as yet unknown whether this terminates
Miss Debbie's probation--which was originally
slated to run through 2014--or merely ends Debbie's monitoring by a probation officer
Either way, this would appear to represent an important shift...
Labels: Deb frisch 2012, deb frisch crimes
Friday, July 06, 2012
MISS DEBBIE'S BLOGS:
Now Under GERBIL Control!
Eugene, OR (July 6)--Miss Debbie's once-infamous libelous blogs, HecklingAloud and HarbaughBoyz, are now under Gerbil control. Teh two URLs were seized, by mischievous gerbils, shortly before noon today Gerbil Standard Time.
As veteran Deb Frisch-watchers know, HecklingAloud and HarbaughBoyz were both created by teh deb in teh summer of 2007; both were consistently used by Debbie to stalk, harass and libel numerous innocent victims. Both blogs became idle after Miss Debbie's Oct 2010 trial and imprisonment. But teh old libelous contents remained available to internet-surfers until late last year, when Google yanked all of Miss Debbie's McBlogs.
Both URLs were "not available" for new blogs...until very recently.
Both sites now feature 1) an announcement that Debbie no longer lives at teh blog, 2) links to truthful Deb Frisch sites, and 3) a picture of a cute gerbil with teh timeless Gerbilly caption:
Labels: Deb frisch 2012, Deb frisch blogs, deb frisch loses again, deb frisch stfu, pwned, STFU deb frisch
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