Teh Daily SqueakAnyone who doesn't know teh Wheel is a 24/7 Comedy of Errors...just ain't payin attentionAcademy Announces 2007 'Net Histrionix Awards
Jollysqueak, CA (Jan 25)--In a first for teh Gerbil
Academy, teh deb swept all but one of teh nominations
for this year's 'Net Histrionix Awards.
"It was a blowout," declared Phil Ming-Yoo, director
of the academy. "I swear, that deb must have 'drama
queen' tattooed on her...arm. I've never seen anyone
shovel so much...stuff online before."
Teh deb's highest nomination--for Best Pawthetic
Actress--was a result of her recent solipsistic rantings
at Discover Eugene
. "It takes a lot of talent to look
so clueless," said Ming-Yoo. "Then again, maybe
teh deb just is
Even the nomination deb failed to clinch--Best
Song Parody--was, nonetheless, a song about
teh You, Jean fugitive: Lawbaws, Young-uns, and No-Money
, by Warning Zhedeb.
So without further ado, here are teh deb's
Best Bluff: "I'm gonna cawl teh FBI!
Best Cluelessness: "JG's gonna give up
Best Irony: "They made
me drag their kids into this!"
Best Ignorance: "That's actionable
Best Whistling Thru teh Graveyard: "I'm winning!
Best Spitting in the Wind: "Teh judge is a sot
Best Spitting in the Wind-2: "Teh cops are Nazis
!"Lyrics to Lawbaws, Young-uns, and No-Money
By Warnin ZhedebWell, I blogged away on vodka--The way I always do.How was I to knowJeff had a mean ally or two?I was blogging in ole You, Jean;I blogued a little dis.Send lawbaws, gin, and money--I need to forget this.I'm the innocent bystander;Don't matter what they say.Once Steve Colbert gets my number, Then my enemies will payMy enemies will payMy enemies will payNow I'm hiding with my bottle;it sux to cross Teh Man.Send lawbaws, gin, and money--I see the green can man!Send lawbaws, gin, and money..., etc.