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Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Debbie Plays Lawbaw...

DEBBIE DOES HEHVARD!
Practices Her Wares in Moot Court

Cambweel, MA (Mar 13)--In an amusing demonstration, Miss Debbie presented her case before a trio of celebrated jurists at Hehvahd Law School's famed "Moot Court." Teh judges' comments on her performance were quite striking:

Justice David Boot'er: "Not since Wagner v. Miskin have I seen a pro se client run teh road to ruin so ravingly."

Justice John Paul Stehvens: "Move to strike teh defendant's drivel! Better yet, just strike teh defendant!!"

Judge Lief M. Clark: "Miss Debbie, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

posted by minteh  # 5:31 PM

Comments:

Timmeh!

Well done, bro; teh heh!®

# posted by  Fatwa Arbuckle : 6:26 AM

 

Bwahahahahahahha*snort*hahahahaha

har-har-har

snigger*hahahahahahahahahahah!

heh (wipes tear from eye).

'Award you no points...' That one gets me every time!

# posted by  BrendaK : 7:56 AM

 

Brilliant!

Denny F. Crane!

# posted by  Anonymous : 8:12 AM

 

Actionable!!! actionable!!!!
hardee har har

# posted by  womanllee : 9:39 AM

 

I certainly cannot tell you what to do, but linking to the new site is not particularly helpful.

# posted by  student x : 2:00 PM

 

s'ry, J~~fixed it.

# posted by  minteh : 4:17 PM

 

Thanks, but it's moot. Looks like blogger sided with us, and the new site has been removed.

If you are inclined to glee, I will in no way seek to impede your joy ;)

# posted by  student x : 5:35 PM

 

Jeff~~

Teh YAY!!™

# posted by  minteh : 5:57 PM

 

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