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Debbie Harasses Journalists,
Threatens Freedom of Funneh™

Teh Capitol, GN (June 19)--Incensed by student
reporters who caught Debbie being Debbie, and
mocked her appropriately, teh scourge of YouJean
is now attempting to strongarm these brave
journalists, Teh Squeak has learned.

In blogs posted at 11:06 and 11:26am GST, Miss
Debbie revealed that she had emailed a member
of the Oregon Commentator's Board of Trustees.
With debbie's usual hysterics and dishonesty,
she accused teh publication's editor of "propagating
...easily shown-to-be-false lies about [Miss Debbie]"
and that a bystander who had tossed Skittles at
her had thereby committed "physical assault."

These charges would be laughable, were it not for
their use in a transparent attempt to squelch an
article which gave us singularly rare pwnag3
such as this:




















We therefore fully support The Commentator in
its brave stance on Freedom of Teh Funneh. We
also look forward to the publication's response to
this nuisance. (Hint: You have 120+ other deb
pics in your possession, right? ;))