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Teh squeak c'est chic!Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Deb Frisch Manure Duty 2009!
DEB FRISCH OBJECTS TO SHOVELING SH*T:
SHE CAN SPEW IT, BUT CAN'T CLEAN IT UP!!
Eugene (Mar 24)--In a whiny email to a Lane County official,
Little Miss Debbie objected to her imminent stint at the Lane
County Wastewater Management Department amounted to
a "violation of civi[LOL] rights."
"I am terrified to report back tomorrow at 7:30," shuddered
teh deb, "because I am afraid of this assignment, based on
what I have heard about it."
"Prisoners," Debbie yammered, "are forced to walk through
human feces and syringes. They are exposed to rabid rats
and skunks....They are forced to interact with rotting skunk
corpses. These are violations of people's civil rights."
No, Miss Debbie. In this case, teh punishment is fitting teh
crime. After all teh feces you've spewed on your blog. After
all teh rotting stink you've spewed in public, it's about time
you get a taste of your own medicine!
In other news, teh American Corpses' Civil Liberty Union
signaled that they intended to file suit against teh City of
Eugene.
"It's an abomination for innocent corpses to be exposed to
Deb Frisch!" wailed I.B. Ded, zombie counsel to teh ACCLU.
"Her presence violates teh dignity of honorably rotting
corpses everywhere!"
Teh National Council of Rabid Rats and Transnational
Emissaries for Respecting Defecations signaled their
intent to file amicus curae briefs in favor of teh ACCLU's
LOLsuit.
Daily Squeak, your coverage of this ongoing train wreck is worthy of a Pulitzer.
As for the "whistleblower" line, it is obvious that she has not learned her lesson.
Man up, Buttercup.
Wait, that's three words. You got a free word, Debnack. That extra word will go nicely with your syringes.
Also, why is it I am reminded of Homer Simpson's claim that he was a political prisoner when he was in the lock-up at Itchy and Scratchy Land?
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