Teh Daily Squeak

STRIKE TWO AGAINST DEB FRISCH'S FRIVOLOUS LAWSUIT!!!
FED MAGISTRATE FAVORS SPRINGFIELD'S SUMMARY JUDGMENT MOTION AGAINST DUM-DUM-DEB!

EWEGENE (Jan 7)--A federal magistrate has favored Teh City of Springfield's motion for Summary Judgment against Deborah E. Frisch's frivolous lawsuit, according to a "Findings and Recommendations" report released today. "After careful consideration of the filings," concluded teh judge, "I recommend that this court GRANT [the City of Springfield's] motion" for summary judgment against Teh Deb.

Teh judge's action is a serious nail in teh coffin of Miss Debbie's frivolous lolsuit, originally filed last May. Frisch has already failed in her feverish attempts to block a deadly 12(b)6 motion, filed by Lane County last Aug. 17th; teh same magistrate recommended in favor of Lane County last Sept. 22nd (and re-iterated this support in a filing on Nov. 23rd).

Frisch has filed a blizzard of other frivolous motions during the last eight months; happily (and amusingly), ALL have been roundly pwned by able defense attorneys. More amusingly still, Teh Deb has been subjected to a number of lulzy beatdowns by attorneys and teh court.

In sum, Deborah Frisch has shown that her limp lobes are dog shi'ite--she has been easily outgunned by defendants' better educated, and more mentally nimble, attorneys.

So here's the "bird's eye view" of the present status of the legal proceedings vis-a-vis Deb's three clusters of defendants:

• Lane County filed a 12(b)6 motion for dismissal on August 17. A federal magistrate has indicated he's inclined to grant Lane County's motion, according to a "Findings and Recommendation" report, released by teh Magistrate on September 22. Teh Magistrate reiterated his recommendation that "Lane County should be dismissed as a defendant in this action" on November 23...STRIKE ONE!!1

• Teh City of Springfield (and a Detective with their police department) filed their Motion for Summary Judgment on October 1, 2009. Today, a federal magistrate agreed that, "[a]fter careful consideration of the filings, I recommend that this court GRANT the motion."...STRIKE TWO!!1

• Teh City of Eugene (and two EPD officers) filed an answer on August 17. They haven't (yet) filed any further paperwork--though they have signaled their intention to sock Teh Deb with any legal fees her frivolous lolsuit has caused.