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CITY OF EUGENE FILES MOTION
FOR SUMMARY JUDGMENT

Eugene (May 28)--Teh lawyer for teh City of Eugene (and two police officers) filed a long-awaited Motion for Summary Judgment against Deb Frisch's frivolous lawsuit on Friday.

In it, City of Eugene adduced ironclad facts and evidence, which show that Dummy Debbie lied her azz off in her
lawsuit against teh City. Specifically, City of Eugene (and EPD police officers) provided excerpts of transcripts from Deborah Frisch's criminal trial (March 4, 2009). These showed, overwhelmingly, that:

• Miss Debbie fully consented to allowing an acquaintance to drive Debbie's car home during Debbie's BIRFDAY MADNESS!! on November 1-2 2008. (In her lawsuit papers, Debbie lied that she had been "coerced" into allowing teh acquaintance drive Debbie home.)

• Miss Debbie THANKED both officers that night and even shook their hands (showing, again that Debbie's "coercion" claim was a bald-faced lie).
  

• At her criminal sentencing hearing (March 12, 2009), Miss Debbie actually said she was "grateful" to Eugene police officers for "going out of [their] way to help me."

[FOR EXCERPTS FROM DEB FRISCH'S 3/12/09 CRIMINAL SENTENCING STATEMENT, CLICK HERE]

After a year of LOLs, Debbie's frivolous lolsuit seems to be on its last rickety legs. Within teh next two weeks, Debbie will owe a reply to City of Eugene's Motion. Then, teh Magistrate Judge (and District Judge) can render their verdict. Teh smart money says that Debbie's lolsuit will soon be ass-booted out of court--just like teh court dismissed Frisch's complaints against City of Springfield and Lane County in February.

So, is this Teh Beginning of Teh End--or just Teh End of Teh Beginning? Even after Debbie's main lawsuit is nuked, a pair of straggling issues may call for further litigation:

• Pay Up Debbie, Part Deux? As teh lawsuit began last summer, counsel for City of Springfield and City of Eugene signaled their intent to make Debbie pay, BIG TIME, for legal re$ource$ expended to defend against Frisch's lying, groundless, frivolous lawsuit. In their answers filed in court, Defendants vowed to make Teh Deb pay for her abuse of teh legal process: "Defendants," wrote the attorney, "...are entitled to recover their reasonable attorney's fees as costs under 42 USC 1988 because [Teh Deb's] allegations against them are frivolous and wholly without merit."
  

• Next Stop, 9th Circuit? In a laughably incompetent motion filed by Debbie on Wednesday, DumDeb signaled she wanted to APPEAL teh District Court's rejections of Debbie's whining motions asking for a new judge.

So, even after Debbie's lawsuit is shown the trash-can, there still could be MONTHS of chances to point and laugh at Debbie Frisch, the poo-flinging monkey.

Stay tuned!

Labels: deb frisch frivolous lawsuit

FBI QUESTIONED DEB FRISCH
IN JANUARY FOR THREATENING JUDGE!!1

Eugene, OR (May 22)--Details are sketchy, but according to a
court filing yesterday, Dummy Deborah Frisch received a visit
from two FBI agents on January 22nd.

Teh agents visited Frisch to hold her accountable for a threatening
email she wrote on January 6th.

CLICK HERE FOR SCREENCAP OF COURT FILING

News of Frisch's January visit from teh FBI come right on teh heels
of Frisch's being sanctioned and BANNED from all Federal Court
buildings in teh state of Oregon.

DEVELOPING...

Labels: deb frisch frivolous lawsuit, deb frisch harassment, deb frisch hate mail, deb frisch stalking

PAY UP AND GTFO, DEBBIE!!!
FED JUDGE SLAPS DEBBIE WITH SANCTION$ FOR DODGED DEPO, BANS DEB FRISCH FROM OR FED COURT HOUSES!!

Eugene, OR (May 17)--One week after ordering Little Miss Debbie to account for her habitually abusive harassment of court staff, an Oregon Federal Judge has REJECTED Debbie's stoopid defenses, and ordered Deborah Frisch to GTFO! of Oregon
Federal Courthouses.

Mere hours later, teh judge also slapped Deborah Frisch with $75
of SANCTION$ to defray expenses incurred when Debbie flagrantly
dodged her mandatory deposition on April 15th.

JUDGE TO DEBBIE: GET OFF MY LAWN!! Teh first order
issued today banned Debbie from entering any Federal Courthouse
in teh State of Oregon--well, unless Debbie has a babysitter :P "It
is ordered," wrote teh judge, "that:

• (1) Ms. Frisch shall only be allowed to enter the courthouse for proceedings in the above captioned case;

• (2) when she comes to the courthouse, Ms. Frisch is required to state the purpose of her visit to a Court Security Officer (CSO) and;

• (3) a CSO will accompany Ms. Frisch to the courtroom where her proceeding is taking place and will escort her out of the courthouse when her proceeding ends."

[FOR TEH FULL TEXT OF TEH COURT ORDER, FOLLOW THIS LINK]

If little Miss Debbie even THINKS of violating this order, teh punishment
could be swift and painful: "Ms. Frisch is warned that failure to obey this
order may result in further sanctions, including contempt proceedings."

Teh judge's GTFO! order is teh latest chapter in Debbie's limp-lobed
attempt to bully teh court and opposing counsel to give in to her frivolous
lawsuit. Teh judge has already warned Debbie to cease and desist her
harassing and abusive behavior in Court Orders on Nov. 30 of last year,
and Jan. 7 of this year. (As always, Debbie reacts like a two-year-old,
continuing to soil teh carpet when teh game isn't going her way...)

KA-CHING!! DEBBIE ORDERED TO PAY UP FOR DODGING DEPO:
Hours later, teh judge issued teh second part of his one-two beatdown of
Debbie today. In it, teh judge granted defendants' motion for SANCTION$
against Little Miss Debbie. Teh sanction$ were two:

• "Ms. Frisch shall pay defendants $75, which was the cost of the court reporter's appearance....[and]

• Ms. Frisch shall not use her own statements as evidence in dispositive motions. Ms. Frisch is prohibited from controverting any of defendants' facts in support of their motion for summary judgment with evidence in the form of her own statements."

[FOR TEH FULL TEXT OF TEH SANCTIONS ORDER, FOLLOW THIS LINK]

Teh significance of teh second part is fatal to Debbie's lolsuit. In short,
teh court has found that, since Dummy Debbie won't submit her lying
allegations to the test of cross-examination, it follows that NONE of her
statements can be trusted. No surprise there.

Teh judge warned Debbie that anything she claims is true, merely on
her own bogus say-so, will be stricken from teh record: "The court,"
cautioned teh judge, "shall disregard any supporting facts in the
form of Ms. Frisch's own statements which are included in Ms.
Frisch's recently filed partial motion for summary judgment...or motion
for summary judgment."

It's impossible to overstate how crucial today's SANCTION$ are. For
it clears teh way to defendants' finally getting teh unvarnished truth on
teh record--at which point, their Motion for Summary Judgment is any
easy, epic win.

Put simply, time is running out fast for Little Miss Debbie's frivolous
lawsuit.

Labels: deb frisch frivolous lawsuit, deb frisch harassment, deb frisch hate mail, deb frisch stalking

COURT WEIGHS BANNING DEB FRISCH FROM COURTHOUSE!!!1
DEMANDS THAT DEBBIE "SHOW CAUSE," 'SPLAIN "HARASSMENT
OF JURORS AND ATTORNEYS"

Eugene, OR (May 10)--Sick of Deborah Frisch's "harassment of jurors and attorneys," which escalated to teh rafters over teh weekend and today, teh judge overseeing Debbie's case in federal court DEMANDED that she "[s]how Cause in [w]riting by [May 24th as to] why the court should not issue an order limiting Plaintiff's access to federal courthouses in the District of Oregon!

SPICY EXCERPTS FROM JUDGES ORDER:

SHIT-FIT!!!!1
DESPERATE DEB FRISCH HURLS
THREATS, VULGARITY IN COURT FILINGS!!

[BUT WAIT--THERE'S MOAR!! DEBBIE MAKES 11 VILE CALLS TO COURT STAFF IN AN HOUR!!]

Eugene, OR (May 10)--In a frenzied attempt to
bully a federal court out of hitting her with $500
of deserved sanctions, Deborah Frisch filed vile,
screeching documents in a Eugene Federal Court
today.

Frisch, livid that the Court, on Friday, derailed her attempt to delay her
inevitable sanctions-beatdown, Debbie responded with a frantic tantrum.
In documents filed today, Dummy Debbie:

• Toothlessly threatened to CAWL THE FBI if a federal judge holds Debbie financially accountable for evading a mandatory April 15th deposition. "Plaintiff plans to go to the FBI tomorrow," wrote Debbie on Sunday, "to see if there is probable cause to charge [court officers and staff] with obstruction of a court order." The answer is, of course not: Debbie's frenzy is grounded in nothing but her own wild fear of being stuck with a $515 bill for violating teh law--and needing to panhandle even MOAR to pay it off. "If [Friday's] order is not revoked immediately," said Miss Debbie, regarding Friday's scheduling order, "plaintiff will go to the FBI on Monday morning." (Teh Federal Court has not revoked teh order; it is, as yet, unknown whether Debbie hilariously attempted to make good on this impotent 'threat')
  

• Filed two impotent TORT CLAIMS NOTICEs!!!1 against court staff. Monday's filings also included, as attachments, two worthless TORT CLAIMS NOTICES, toothlessly threatening to sue court staff. In fact, teh NOTICES!!1 actually document Deb Frisch's vileness and attempts to bully court staff. (For moar on why Debbie's Tort Claims Notices are worth less than used toilet paper, see this link.)

• Filed Documents Filled With Vile Language. In flagrant violation of a federal court order, Frisch's documents are chock-full of vulgar language and are abusive of court staff. Excerpts include: "You thought I would stand there and wait indefinitely for the receipt while you serviced the person with a dick..."; "you believe that engaging in trailer trash chitchat with elderly men that you cleverly call 'kiddo' has precedence over doing your job."; "I am...interested in documents [documenting why]...people convicted of crimes in Lane County...shovel shit...[on] east eighth street and ferry street." Deb Frisch has already been taken (mildly) to task for her profane and bullying treatment of court staff--Debbie might find teh judge overseeing her frivolous case far less lenient, this time.
  

Believe it or not, Deborah Frisch's shit-fit was prompted by a most innocuous-seeming court order: an extension of time for defendants. Specifically, Friday's court order gave Defendants an extension for filing their Summary Judgment Motion against Debbie's frivolous case. Teh old deadline was May 14th. Teh new deadline is two weeks after teh court rules on a motion to sanction Debbie for evading her mandatory April 15th deposition.

This, of course, gives Defendants sufficient time to file teh Motion which will be fatal to Dummy Debbie's idiotic lawsuit. Apparently, Debbie realizes this, too; on Thursday, she signaled her objection to teh extension. Teh court OK'ed teh extension teh next day.

So Debbie's shit-fit today reeks of Debbie's fear. She knows her lawsuit is about to die an embarrassing death. (She also might know that, once teh lawsuit is dead, Defendants can move to claim THOUSANDS of dollars of legal fees spent in defending against Debbie's obviously frivolous lawsuit.) So teh Court's ruling Friday, while procedural on paper, signaled a ringing death knell for Debbie's lolsuit.

We can only wait. And hope. And LOL!

Labels: deb frisch frivolous lawsuit, deb frisch impotent tort claims notice

DEB FRISCH SENDS VULGAR, RACIST EMAIL
TO EUGENE LAWYERS, COPS, DOJ, OTHERS!!

Eugene (May 6)--In her
desperate attempt to avoid
over $500 of sanctions for
illegally evading her April 15th
mandatory deposition, Deborah
Frisch is taking increasingly
unhinged actions.



On Thursday, Dummy Debbie sent a paranoid email
to City of Eugene attorneys, who are decimating Debbie's
frivolous lawsuit in federal court. This is teh text of teh
email, according to source(s) requesting anonymity:

May 7, 2010
To: [REDACTED]
cc: [REDACTED--list includes Eugene and
Springfield police officers, and an attorney
at the Dept of Justice]

Dear [REDACTED], This is a public records
request for any and all publicly available
email correspondence between [REDACTED]
and the cyber-stalkers who maintain a website
intended to cause me reputational and physical
damages including but not limited to
debfrischtimeline@gmail.com. Based on the
information that [REDACTED] (against whom
I tried and failed to obtain a stalking petition
in 2008 and whose harassment and menacing
has escalated as the result of the defamation
of character and perjury by [REDACTED], due
to the sexism and pseudo-intellectualism of
LCCC token n-word [REDACTED]) and others
have about my case, I am concerned that
[REDACTED] has been in contact with named
or unnamed others regarding my case. Please
provide to me any and all correspondence
between [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] (last
known address: [REDACTED]) and between
[REDACTED] and anyone regarding my case.
That is, please execute a search in the database
of your infirm firm's emails to find messages that
refer to me.

Thanks,
Deborah Frisch,
Eugene, OR USDC-OR
09-cv-06126-TC

P.S. Also please provide me any correspondence
between [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] of
[REDACTED] in Colorado. [REDACTED] has
repeatedly filed fraudulent motions in Denver
and Colorado Springs and is an associate of
[REDACTED], who also enjoys lying to law
enforcement about me. Due to the malpractice
of [REDACTED], [REDACTED] was emboldened
to escalate his harassment of me on behalf of
Mr. and Mrs. [REDACTED] of Denver. Long story.
When [REDACTED] said "Hey, my wife's name is
Deb!" I thought he meant he was gonna fight for
me but what he really meant was that he was
gonna screw me. Oops.

In sum, Little Miss Debbie is fantasizing a WORLD WIDE
CONSPIRACY! has led to her persistent troubles. Frisch
seems to forget how she's teh sole cause of her waste of
a life:

*Debbie chose to threaten a 2-year-old over teh internet,
thus costing Debbie her job in 2006.

*Debbie chose to harass and stalk an innocent victim in 2006,
thus causing her first arrest in 2006.

*Debbie chose to assault an innocent victim in 2008, thus
causing her criminal conviction in 2009 (and her probation-term
until 2011).

*Debbie chose to file a hideously frivolous federal lawsuit in 2009,
thus causing innocent defendants to defend against her attempt
to bully them in court.

*Debbie chose to hide from her mandatory deposition on April
15th, thus causing the sanctions which will soon deep-six her
already-empty bank account.

Yep, as usual, Debbie trumpets her ignorance of personal
responsibility and cause-and-effect.

And, very soon, Debbie's willful ignorance will cost her dearly
--and lulzily.

Labels: deb frisch frivolous lawsuit, deb frisch harassment, deb frisch hate mail