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Tuesday, January 27, 2009

 

Deb Frisch Trial, 2009


DEBBIE FLASHES LAWYERS!!

NEW DEFENSE STRATEGERY SICKENS SCORES

Eugene (Jan. 27)--In what observers dubbed teh Worst Overshare
in History, Debbie Frisch showed more than a little leg to her public
defender--and teh DA prosecuting her case.

"I have enclosed a picture of the bruise on my thigh," Frisch wrote, in
a ham-handed attempt to tease teh lawyers.

"Also," Frisch fantasized, "there is a group of men who became sexually
obsessed with me...." (This, boys and girls, is what psychologists call
projection.)

A screencap of Frisch's ranting follows.


**WARNING: DEBBIE'S LEG APPEARS IN PHOTO.
NSFW! NSFSanity!**















































If Frisch thinks a little leg is all it takes to avoid criminal prosecution, then
she'd do well to re-evaluate her strategery--especially with legs like that!

An alert tipster also pointed out a deep puzzle...to wit, WHAT IN HECK is
Debbie donning for "underwear"?

Unable to solve teh conundrum, we finally consulted an intern for Perez
Hilton. He came through, God bless him! Teh U.S.U. (unidentified
sickening undergarment) in Frisch's photo bears an uncanny resemblance
to infantwear...



































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Comments:
Well, that's a different kettle of grilled blowfish testicles.

(Ewwwwwwwwwwww, she dropped trou. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.)
 
Dear me, old chap; bit of a sticky grilled blowfish testicle, eh, wot?

Does Frisch wear...flannel underwear?!??
 
I dunno, that looks like terry cloth to me.

Which, leapin' blowfish testicles! That's...very absorbent of her.
 
Kinda looks like someone kicked her ass, to me.

Ya know, that might be the top of a sock, inside her pants leg, there.

Me, I'm just glad that shot was cropped low and to the right.
 
Good point, Large.

Wish we could award a gerbillee-goodness prize to whoever administered Dweebie teh much-deserved asskicking.
 
ugh. My scrotum just crawled inside my body.
 
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