Teh Daily Squeak

DEBBIE FLASHES LAWYERS!!

NEW DEFENSE STRATEGERY SICKENS SCORES

Eugene (Jan. 27)--In what observers dubbed teh Worst Overshare
in History, Debbie Frisch showed more than a little leg to her public
defender--and teh DA prosecuting her case.

"I have enclosed a picture of the bruise on my thigh," Frisch wrote, in
a ham-handed attempt to tease teh lawyers.

"Also," Frisch fantasized, "there is a group of men who became sexually
obsessed with me...." (This, boys and girls, is what psychologists call
projection.)

A screencap of Frisch's ranting follows.


**WARNING: DEBBIE'S LEG APPEARS IN PHOTO.
NSFW! NSFSanity!**















































If Frisch thinks a little leg is all it takes to avoid criminal prosecution, then
she'd do well to re-evaluate her strategery--especially with legs like that!

An alert tipster also pointed out a deep puzzle...to wit, WHAT IN HECK is
Debbie donning for "underwear"?

Unable to solve teh conundrum, we finally consulted an intern for Perez
Hilton. He came through, God bless him! Teh U.S.U. (unidentified
sickening undergarment) in Frisch's photo bears an uncanny resemblance
to infantwear...



































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