Teh Daily Squeak

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PAY UP, DEBBIE!!!
DEB FRISCH HID FROM APRIL 15th DEPOSITION!
CITY OF EUGENE MOVE$ FOR $ANCTION$!

Eugene (April 26)--Deborah Frisch, fearing humiliation, DODGED a scheduled April 15th deposition concerning her frivolous lawsuit, according to legal briefs filed in Federal Court today.

In response to Debbie's no-show, City of Eugene has filed a Motion for Sanctions against Teh Deb.

Teh City moved for Little Miss Debbie to pay $515 for teh fees of teh attorney and a court stenographer, who waited for Debbie to show at 9:30am on April 15th.

(Tellingly, time-stamps show that Deb Frisch spent that morning posting harassing comments on a magazine-blog; she also posted a stalking photo of a Springfield Police Officer at 9:26am that day, 4 minutes before she was due at her deposition.)

Teh City of Eugene also submitted a 23-page Declaration, chock-full of Deborah Frisch's vile and vulgar emails:

Debbie Hurls Vile Epithet at Court Staff
In an email sent on March 25th to teh Federal Court's Deputy-in-Charge, Frisch hurled the vulgar epithet "cockocentric" and insinuated teh judge "serviced" an attorney for teh defense.

This bit of batfrisch could end up haunting Debbie moar than she anticipated. Teh Deb has already been warned (twice) that her vulgar abuse of court staff could invite judge-initiated sanctions--"including," warned teh judge on January 7th, "dismissal of claims."

In short: Debbie might not only be slapped with a $500+ bill when this motion is settled--Debbie's whole frivolous case might be trash-heaped by a judge fed up with Debbie's vileness. (We can only hope, lol.)

Can't Outwit Teh Lawyers? Harass 'Em!
Teh Declaration also included several letters where Debbie heaped invective upon lawyers charged with standing up to Debbie's bullying.

As veteran Deb-watchers know, this is Miss Debbie's only maneuver: once she's losing teh battle of wits (which is, like, always), Debbie resorts to limp-lobed tantrums to win teh day.

In never works:

• In teh civil action of 2006-07, Debbie tried to bully a Denver attorney. Deb's effort failed--she was slapped with an injunction (and her blog was shut down).
• In teh criminal case against her in 2008-09, Debbie tried to bully prosecutors into dropping charges against her. Deb's effort failed--she was slapped with a 3-year probation term (and forced to pay restitution to her assault victim).

Debbie seemed to believe that, when it comes to harassing your opponents in court, Teh Third Time would be Teh Charm! Early on, emails from October 2009 showed that Teh Deb, losing to superior intellects, was trying to win through intimidation. Teh judge overseeing teh case, nauseated by Debbie's vile childishness, needed to give Debbie slap-downs teh following month, and in January.

As today's forceful maneuver by City of Eugene's attorney's demonstrates, Debbie's bullying strategery will prove a quick route to EPIC FAIL.

And Gerbil Nation? This editor tried to contact various members of teh gerbil "Inner Circle" for comment--but all were busily attending to a "Pwn Debbie"-themed martini and champagne party. Cheers!

Screencaps of Debbie's Emails:

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ON DAY OF DEPOSITION,
DEB FRISCH TRUMPETS HER VIOLATION OF PROBATION!!

Eugene (Tax Day 2010)--Unless events intervene, Deborah Frisch is scheduled to be deposed today by Eugene City counsel.

Teh topic of teh deposition, prompted by DumDeb's quickly dying frivolous lolsuit, will be Frisch's drunken behavior near teh John Henry bar on Nov 2 2008. Frisch's antics that night later culminated in her criminal conviction last spring and a 3-year probation sentence.

Meanwhile, Debbie continues to shriek over Hot Flash Dance organizers' standing up to her bullying last Saturday. Frisch, trying to violate her probation, attempted to enter a dance held at The City bar and night club.

When Frisch was turned away by organizers, citing Debbie's probation-terms (and Oregon Liquor Commission rules), Frisch responded with a "nearly violent" tantrum, according to an eyewitness:

"It was the most indecent and offensive behavior I've ever witnessed," recalled teh witness, "Little Deb's...onslaught of vulgarities and hate- mouthing of the dance organizer and the owner of The City Nightclub ...continued for well over 5 minutes....I couldn't even get in the door with her big mouth and arms flailing about. Her face was beet red and she looked as if she would have an aneurysm at any moment."

Frisch persisted in her harassment. After stalking and targeting dance-organizers and their relatives on Facebook (and other means), one organizer was led to report Frisch's harassment to Springfield police. This, of course, has led to DumDeb sending various lying and harassing
letters to Springfield police.

Which leads us to wonder: when Teh Deb is grilled in her deposition today, will she boil over? Time will tell...

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DENIED!!! DEB FRISCH BARRED FROM ENTERING DANCE CLUB, HAS TANTRUM!!!

Eugene, OR (Apr 12)--Deborah Frisch had a temper tantrum on her blog (and Facebook) this weekend, shortly after being denied entrance to a dance at a drinking establishment.

Debbie, hoping that people had forgotten her 2009 criminal conviction, tried to attend a Hot Flash dance at The City Nightclub in Eugene on Saturday night.

Observant organizers of the dance recalled that Debbie's probation terms, which runs through 2012, bar her access to drinking-establishments. Debbie was wisely barred entry to teh club.

Teh Deb responded to the event as she usually does: with impotent rage and toothless threats of lawsuits.

(Frisch is scheduled to be deposed Thursday, in connection with her frivolous lolsuit against teh City of Eugene. Judges have already denied Frisch's further complaints, deeming them "frivolous and futile" Eugene city attorneys have also mocked Debbie's meaningless "Tort Claims Notices" in court-papers. This leaves Teh Deb helpless to harass peeps in court, since Deborah Frisch lacks the funds to file civil complaints without teh Court's permission.)

Frisch continued her tirade through Sunday, when one of her targets filed a police report and told Debbie to STFU! or face MOAR criminal harassment/stalking charges.

Frisch's tantrum petered out, soon after.

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