Teh Daily Squeak

DEBORAH FRISCH: PERMANENT
BAN ON PUBLIC LCC COMMENTS!!!
(With UPDATE)

Eugene (June 17)--Deb Frisch got herself apparently hit with a permanent
ban from public commentary at Lane County Commissioners meetings
today. One look at this video footage, and you'll quickly see why






Miss Debbie responded to being pwned in the usual way--by hurling idle
threats to "blog" about those who hold her responsible for her vile, worthless
temper-tantrums. She also shook a finger about "Alex redact redact redact,"
who leads the office which oversees Deb Frisch's 3-year probation term,
which Teh Deb received for assaulting and harassing an acquaintance.

Teh LCCC ban isn't Miss Debbie's first ban, of course. Deb Frisch received
an 18-month ban from the University of Oregon campus, after a manic,
booze-fueled tantrum led her to be booted from campus by security
officers. Teh previous year, Deb Frisch humiliated herself on teh campus--
unaware that students were snapping pictures of Frisch's pathetic antics.

Frisch drew teh LCCC "permanent exclusion" for fouling the air at LCCC
meetings THREE times in 24 hours. (Deb Frisch, who marks 3 years
of unemployment next month, has nothing but idle time to disrupt, stalk,
harass, and engage in other criminal activity.) Videos of Frisch's two
previous air-foulings can be found here:

Deb Frisch insanity--June 16, 2009 (10:00am)
Deb Frisch insanity--June 16, 2009 (6:00pm)

As usual, the ban on Deborah Frisch's future meeting-flatulence demonstrates
a well-known lesson: authority can be slow, but when it finally puts its foot
down, Teh Law is always Teh BOSS of Deborah Frisch.

DEBORAH FRISCH: PERMANENT
BAN ON PUBLIC LCC COMMENTS!!!

Eugene (June 17)--Deb Frisch got herself apparently hit with a permanent
ban from public commentary at Lane County Commissioners meetings
today. One look at this video footage, and you'll quickly see why

DEVELOPING...

DEBBIE LOLSUIT GETS PWNED BY JUDGE
FRISCH SUIT "FRIVOLOUS"

EweGene (June 3)--Little Miss Debbie got pwned by a Federal Judge today. He exposed Miss Debbie's laughable legal ignorance in an 8-page order pronouncing Frisch's lolsuit "frivolous," i.e., "lack[ing] an arguable basis in law or in fact" (or, as is often teh case with Dweebie, BOTH).

Debbie had filed a civil complaint with Oregon Federal District Court on May 8th--a transparent attempt to continue her harassment campaign against authorities who held Frisch criminally responsible for assaulting an acquaintance last November.

Among other LULZ, teh judge

• pwned Debbie's attempt to sue her sentencing judge...on the obvious grounds that judges enjoy "absolute immunity" from being harassed by frivolous lolsuits.

• pwned Debbie's attempt to sue the prosecutor who held Frisch responsible for her illegal behavior. Again, "absolute immunity" pwns Debbie's limp-lobed attempt to harass those who stand up to her bullying.

• pwned Debbie's attempt to sue police officers for rejecting her lying complaint against the victim of Debbie's Nov. 2 assault. Frisch "failed to allege a constitutional basis" for the fictional Right to have po-po officers take her lying gibberish allegations of "theft" SRSLY.
  

• pwned Debbie's attempt to sue police officers for testifying to ugly truths about Frisch (MOAR HERE). Witnesses, like judges and prosecutors, enjoy "absolute immunity" from harassing lolsuits.
  

Little Miss Debbie was given 30 days to put lipstick on teh legal pig she filed, but it's really no use (obviously).

Gerbil Nation erupted in happy squeaks upon hearing teh newz of Dweebie's pwnage. "You are playing with fire when you play lawyer," observed Secretary LargenFirm. "You will eventually get burned....Thanks for the chuckles, chucklehead!"

UPDATE (11:54am GST): Did Miss Debbie commit perjury in her filings with teh Federal Court? In order to evade paying a hefty filing fee, Miss Debbie filed an AO-240 form, "Application to Proceed without Prepayment of Fees and Affidavit." On that form, Miss Debbie declared "under penalty of perjury" to have no income sources.

But such a claim appears laughable. Since Miss Debbie has been jobless for 3 years, it follows that "[s]omeone is paying her bills (gas, car insurance..., etc.)," observed Psyops Secretary Largenfirm. "Someone is dribbling her cash for incidentals. Someone is providing her with a house, making payments on a mortgage. All gifts. All easily documented."

Teh Secretary then pointed out just how easy it would be to "document" Miss Debbie's lie: "For instance," he noted, "it is a court-documented fact that her parents are paying for the alcoholism treatment, a clear "gift" under the law. One that she knowingly failed to report."

Miss Debbie's mommy and daddy remain Teh Deb's sole source of support, even going so far as testifying for leniency at Miss Debbie's sentencing hearing for her March 2009 physical harassement conviction.